Some General Information
For all who have webpages: Don't forget
you can join the webring by going to www.starlink-irc.org
or can ask questions concerning it in #WebRing :)
All channel owners: If you happen to change
ISP's or have a change of email address please let someone in #channels
know.
If for any reason cservice needs to get in touch with you in regards
to your channel we need a valid email address. You can also let cservice
know by sending an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org
Gameers: Great word game
channels: #Trivia, #Scramble, and #WedNiteTriva.
As you enter #Trivia or #Scramble, a message comes up asking for new
puzzles or trivia questions and where to send them. If you have any that
you would like added, please check out the email addresses in each of these
channels and send them in.
THIS MONTH'S CELEBRATIONS
- Let's party!
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by lois
March
- 20 Spring Begins
- 21 Purim
- 24 Kuan Yin's Birthday
- 26 Make Your Own Holiday
- 28 OldMan’s Birthday (#Norwich)
- 30 Doctor's Day
- National Nutrition Month Red Cross Month Social Worker's
Month Women's History Month
April
- 1 April Fool's Day
- 2 Mother's Day UK
- 2 Daylight Savings Time
- 8 Cabletech Birthday (#Just4Fun)
- 9-15 Volunteer Week
- 15 Tax Day
- 16 busterc’s Birthday (#Norwich, #HTML)
- 16 Palm Sunday 19 Passover
SPECIALS
(If we do not have your birthday or anniversry date,
let us know so we can celebrate with you. Tell us which channels you are
on, please)
HORRORSCOPE
(a new feature for Jan 2000)
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by Lois
None this Month
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AMAZING AND LESSER THINGS!
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by Amazing
StarLink-IRC has been honored by receiving a couple of
awards the last few days. Check them out at www.starlink-irc.org <http://www.starlink-irc.org/>
#Moonshasdow
Starmoon on #Moonshadow reports, “Every Thursday Night
at 10 PM eastern time a bunch of us get together to play a friendlygame
of Trivia. The rules are... if ya win, you get to host the following week...
but don't let that deter you from winning. If you win and can'thost, either
someone who is a regular in the channel or I will always do the honors.
It is a lot of fun and we have some great laughs. So why not come and play.
The main rule of the game is that Speeling Dusn't Cownt *grin... and you
have to laugh at least 3 times or you can't leave the room.
The game has 20 questions... sometimes 21 if a tie breaker
is needed. The host asks the questions and everyone else fires off the
answers. The winner is the first correct answer that the host sees. (This
rule is due to lag that sometimes occurs.
I hope to see more and more people come and enjoy the
game. There is a great bunch of people who play. The only thing we ask
is that you not be mean or nasty to anyone... the ops love to kick out
those that don't know how to treat fellow human beings.
See you on Thursday Night in #Moonshadow.... Human Trivia
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#International
- StarLink-IRC is trying a grand experiment with
#International.
- We hope to bring together folks from all nations and
languages to enjoy IRC and communicate.
- Come join us for chat, good friends, and if you can volunteer
to translate, all the better. Even a smattering of another language is
welcomed!
- Leave your names with Channel Owner Wullie or one of
the other regulars if we can call on you for help. ¡Muchos gracias!
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WHO'S DOING WHAT?
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by lois and amazing
- No real gossip this month.
(Tell us what's happening on your channel - send
info to newsletter@starlink-irc.org)
FOGWEB FOLLIES
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A short column of made-up facts and
non-information brought to you by your friendly neighborhood arachnid
Your intrepid and tirelessley muckraki.. diligent
reporter has turned up yet more evidence that the good help better get
here soon! To wit .. It seems that one of our channel registrars (who shall
remain "amazingly" anonymous *wink* *wink*) had another bit of
a dust up with automation again... and lost. I
t seems that she has this vehicle .. which has an
alarm system. It also seems this alarm system has switches to turn it on
and off (those of you familiar with the world famous sound card debacle
from way back can see where this is going!)
Anyhoo .. there is also a switch setting that allows
one to re-enable the alarm system whilst one is driving .. security against
carjacks and such I would suppose. This way the car will make a horrendous
noise if the doors are opened. Ah, it also seems there are two other factors.
First, it also goes off if the windows are opened (of course) .. and ..
secondly, the vehicle has power windows.
Of course, it was a warm day.... soooo .. SOMEHOW
the windows got rolled down (the vehicle having only ONE occupant at the
time, we suspect it was the owner/driver...)... and the rest is history!
Of course, she had to stop the vehicle and turn it off in order to reset
the alarm system..
One may notice that yet again, our anonymous victim
has been beaten by sound things. Sure wish the good help would show up
someday really soon now! ....
Til next month .. Happy chatting
NEW CHANNELS
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New Stars in our Link by Treecat
A warm welcome to this month's new channels and their
owners.
If you have a chance, do stop in and give these folks a friendly Hi!
- #streetcops - chathappy
- #YounGuns - LilDude
- #IKCHorizon-B - Kalwroth
- #Colombia - NeWsted
- #Nascar - Qwert
- #International - Wullie
- #Beginner - Eagle
- #kampung - m|RC32
- #GotJesus - LilMyst
- #HTML - Bus
- #Mp3s_R_Us - ladybug2
- #jeeves - Jeeves
- #AsciiColorArt - Myst
- #POPUP_HAVEN - Eagle721
- #Paradise - Kitana
TRAVEL
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Places to go on the net
A Couple of Places to Visit
- http://www.historybuff.com/
Produced by the Newspaper Collectors Society of America, this is an invaluable
reference sit for students, crossword puzzle enthusiasts and anyone trying
to remember details of anything that was newsworthy. It is complete with
numerous search features, voice clips of famous people, journalism hoaxes,
Old West including Billy the Kid, Jesse James, Crime Fighters, Civil War,
Baseball, the inaugural address of all U.S. Presidents, and is fascinating
browsing as well..
- http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/index.html
Go Ask Alice is a medical information archive with search capabilities
sponsored by Columbia University. If you don't find your answer in the
archives, you can send a question to Alice from a Web form. Archives include
New Alice Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Sexual Health, Emotional
Health, Fitness and Nutrition, Alcohol, Nicotine, and Other Drugs and General
Health . While this is no substitute for qualified medical treatment, it
is a great resource for taking care of curiosity, nagging doubts and finding
out if you need to seek medical help. The answers are helpful and in English,
not medical jargon, and are based on medical fact and not moral judgements
No tech tips this month
THE MEETING ROOM
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by Amazing
COLOR
SHOWS
None this Month
TRIVIA!!: Running all the time in #Trivia
and #Trivia-Pro with a junior version in #Kidzchat
SCRAMBLE: The word game .. in #Scramble
of course.
OUTBURST: Occurs randomly (mostly Fridays) in
#Just4Fun
Hosted by somebody, this is a fun and exciting game
you have to try.
Regular
Network Event Schedule
Note: All times are Eastern US
SUN
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9:30
PM
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#TownHall
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Network
Wide User Meeting **
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MON
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9:00
PM
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#TownHall
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User
Classes and Seminars as available
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TUE
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WED
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-9:00
PM
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#WedNiteTrivia
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Live
TRIVIA .. spelling optional!
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THU
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8:00
PM
9:30
PM
10:00
PM
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#OldRadio
#TownHall
#MoonShadow
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Fans
of Old Time Radio
Network
Wide User Meeting **
Trivia!
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FRI
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9:00
PM
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#Just4Fun
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Now
and then. Outburst Game! Fun for All
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SAT
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Unpaid Advertisement
NET MEETINGS:9:30pm EST Sun/Thu in #TownHall
Hosted by Amazing, SL-IRC Net meetings are now held
Sunday and Thursday nights, 9:30 ET in #TownHall. Everyone is invited to
attend!
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Unpaid Advertisement
RESERVE TOWNHALL FOR YOUR MEETING!
#Townhall can be reserved for parties or meetings.
Send an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org
if you are interested in reserving the channel for an event. An email will
be sent back, confirming the reservation. Put #townhall in the SUBJECT
of the mail, and date, time and reason in the BODY.
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Yet Another Unpaid Advertisement!.
there has to be some way to make a buck here
IN MEMORIAM
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Those who have moveed on
Our heartfelt condolences and sympathy go out to IronHawk and his family
on the passing of his beloved wife on March 15, 2000.
THE LIBRARY
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contributed poems, humor, and stories
ONLY IN CANADA: (contributed by Amazing in Canada)
- 1. Only in Canada...can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
- 2. Only in Canada...do they make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
- 3. Only in Canada...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and a diet coke.
- 4. Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
- 5. Only in Canada...do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
- 6. Only in Canada...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
- 7. Only in Canada...do we buy hot dogs in packages of
twelve and buns in packages of eight.
- 8. Only in Canada...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning bloodsucking creatures.
You know you're from Canada when...
1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.
4. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
5. You have 10 favourite recipies for moosemeat.
6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
7. You've taken your kids trick or treating in a blizzard.
8. Driving is better in the winter cause the potholes are filled in with
snow.
9. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only
8 buttons
10. You own more money on your snowmobile than your car.
11. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages,
but requires 6 pages for hockey.
12. At least twice a year the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
13. The most effective mosquito repellant is a shotgun.
14. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
15. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
16. You head south to go to your cottage.
17. You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl
your deck.
18. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
19. The major parish fund raiser isn't bingo...it's sausage making.
20. You think -40C a little chilly.
21. The trunk of your car doubles as a deepfreeze.
22. You can play road hockey on skates.
23. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and Construction.
24. The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus.
25. You understand the Labatt Blue
26. You perk up when you hear the theme from 'Hockey Night in Canada'
29. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian
friends.
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GRANDMA’S ON THE INTERNET
(Contributed by Carol Smith of #Just4fun)
- You won't believe the nuts she's met
But what she'd really like to know
Is Where are those who quilt and sew
And do the things she likes
She'd give them hints, and learn some too.
She used to be "scared" of a wee little mouse
Would scream if one ever got in the house.
Now she hugs one night and day
She'd rather cuddle it than stay
On the couch and watch T.V.
Her first love now is her P.C.
She'd like to see it all unfurled
So much to learn in this new world.
She could explore it from her chair
But mostly, she plays solitaire
But that's okay she doesn't care
About the weather in Zaire.
Windows were glass she'd wash and look through
Now they are programs to help us all view
The earth and the sea and the beautiful sky
A virus was something from which you could die
Now it's a nuisance that could spoil your day,
But it can be fixed and sent on it's way.
She served her time with diapers and dishes.
Now she can do whatever she wishes
And if that means staying up half the night
To point arrows at icons-that's really alright.
A bit was something you had little of.
Now it takes eight bytes to make the above
It's all so confusing, it makes her head ache.
A byte was something you take from a cake.
She's learning more about it now
Her four year old grandchild showed her how.
Lois
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