General Information
Webring: For
all who have webpages check www.starlink-irc.org/webring.html
Email Updates: All
channel owners: If you happen to change ISP's or have a change of email
address please let someone in #Channels know. If for any reason cservice
needs to get in touch with you about your channel, we need a valid email
address. You can let cservice know by sending an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org
Word Games:
Live trivia at various times and places throughout
the week.
#International: We
hope to bring together folks from all nations and languages .. come join
us for chat, good friends, and if you can volunteer to translate, all the
better. Even a smattering of another language is welcomed! Leave your names
with Channel Owner Wullie or one of the other regulars if we can call on
you for help. ¡Muchos gracias
WWW (Way With Words): Have
you tried to come up with the perfect verse, greeting or message when sending
a card, and your mind draws a blank? If you have some favorites, send them
to Pat@pobox.com.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Comments? Remarks? Send
them to Lois and if they're nice, she might put them here.
Nothing this month.
THIS MONTH'S CELEBRATIONS
- Let's party!
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by lois
March
- 20 HighWayMan's birthday (#SomeR50)
- 20 Spring Equinox
- 25 Plucky's birthday (#KrispyCreamDonuts)
- 28 OldMan birthday (#Norwich)
- 28 MtnMom's anniversary (#50&Fantastic)
April
- Ed^ s birthday (#50&Fantastic)
- 2 Chiefwo4's anniversary (#50&Fantastic)
- 6 Ding-Bat's birthday (#50&Fantastic)
- 13 Feisty^1's birthday (#50&Fantastic) 1
- 5 Easter 16 BusterC's birthday (#das_boot, IRCOp)
- 16 Char's birthday (#50&Fantastic)
- 17 Chipshot's birthday (#50&Fantastic)
- 18 Pen's birthday (#40&Fantastic)
- 19 Sweetpea's birthday (#40&Fantastic)
- 20 Blair-m's anniversary (#40&Fantastic)
- 20 Kitten's birthday (#40&Fantastic)
- 20 LiL'a birthday (#40&Fantastic)
- 20 Northie's birthday (#40&Fantastic)
- 21 Helenn's birthday (#40&Fantastic)
(If we do not have your birthday
or anniversry date, let us know so we can celebrate with you. Tell us which
channels you are on, please)
March 21- April 20 Aries the Ram
- Planet : Mars
- Gemstone: Diamond
- March Birthstone: Bloodstone or Aquamarine
- April Birthstone: Diamond
- Flowers: Lily, violet
- Lucky Star: Mars
- Lucky Day. Tuesday
- Lucky Color: Red
- Lucky Numbers 1,2
You are enthusiastic, ambitious, and determined, with
a heart for success and a head for business. Although you are quite methodical
in the plans you design to overcome obstacles, you also have a strong artistic
streak and a love for all things beautiful which is no less persuasive.
People respect you for your honesty, generosity, and original abilities,
and these will take you far so long as you dedicate them to the pursuit
of good deeds. Aries often become artists, architects, or writers, and
are important participants in public affairs. They like to travel and are
always on the lookout for a new adventure.
*Travel ad inserted by IMI Travel and Money Laundering,
Inc.
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AMAZING AND LESSER THINGS!
by Amazing
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Are housework and chores keeping you away from the internet? Here are
some sure fire short cuts that will have you back online in no time!
- Cleaning the bathroom: Simply close the lid of the
toilet. Close the shower door or curtain. For the illusion of a friendly
cleanded bath, pour some Lysol in the trash can. That should hold you until
you finally get someone to empty the trash. And....then send the kids outside
to the ol' wash tub.
- Laundry: Find a good place to hide it! Turn your
clothes inside out and the will last another week. For odors...spray with
cologne. If you absolutely need to do it, like you have no underwear (heck
who needs underwear) wash them then stick them in the dryer. When it is
time to fold them, DON'T! Just run the dryer to get out the wrinkles when
you need fresh clothes.
- Vacuuming: Call up a salesman for a vacuuming demonstration.
Have him show you how the vauum works in all parts of the house. Insist
that even though the carpet looks the same, it really is different in all
parts of the house. Some valuable tips for success: Don't always call the
same company, keep a chart and rotate. If there are any stubborn spots
that require scrubbing recruit the cat. You may have to add some tuna water
to spot in order to insure a thorough job. It's about time they earned
their keep!
- Wash the car: NAH! Move it into the garage. Heck,
you don't use it anyway. It's not like anyone is going to see you drive
it!
- Doing dishes: If it doesn't come off in the dishwasher,
call grandpa to come help. He's always willing to do anything for you.
For really stubborn crud, just throw the dish out and start fresh. An even
better idea, use paper plates, plastic utensils, paper napkins, etc. Write
everyone's name on the plate or cup so they can use it over n' over n'
over.
- Mowing the lawn: Mowing problems solved! Raise goats
for some extra income. Set them loose in the yard and they will keep the
grass trimmed nice and neat. Plus they'll eat any of the debris that gets
in the yard. Sell them in the winter, then you can start with a new bunch
in the spring.
NOW YOU HAVE TIME FOR THE NET!
Subject: New Technology Hits the Rural Folks
- LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot
- LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire
- MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
- DOWN LOAD: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
- MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
- FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much
farwood
- RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood H
- ARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time
- WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside
- SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season
- BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do
- CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
- MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
- MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields
- DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife
- LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
- KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys
- SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
- MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
- MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer where the mouse
lives
- MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof
- PORT: Fancy flatlander wine
- ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
- DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel REBOOT:
Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse
Reminder: As some of you might know,
there are other nets out there with the word 'starlink' in them. When telling
your friends about what net you chat on -- PLEASE make sure you say StarLink-IRC.Org.
And don't forget There is a 'quicklist' of servers at http://www.starlink-irc.org/serverlist.html
#40s
Nascarguy would like to welcome all to stop in the #40s
channel and visit awhile. The #40s channel was started by Nascarguy as
a place for the #40s Talk City folks to chat when Talk City outlawed the
mirc/pirch scripts. There are three very good reasons he prefers chatting
at Starlink-irc. 1. The channels here have live ops making it a safe environment
to chat in. 2. The Starlink-irc network has ircOPs that will go out of
their way to help you out with any problems encountered. 3. The meetings
every Thursday and Sunday nights are informative, everyone is invited to
join in them and its a great way to get to know your fellow chatters. The
#40s channel is a good safe place to chat and well run by Nascarguy. And
last but not least Sundays are Nascar Race Days in the #40s channel. Stop
by sometime for friendly chat and good fun.
#DaBusStop
We would like to invite you all to our premier showing
of popup art on March 31, a Saturday nite, at 10:00 pm eastern time the
location ...... #DaBusStop right here on starlink-irc.org hope to see you
all there Bus177
#Delightful's
A place to get away from the daily grind and relax with
friends! http://home.swbell.net/de-lite/index.html
#OldRadio
Member Joe Mackey tells us that in this month in 1933,
President Franklin D. Roosevelt delivered his first “Fireside Chat” to
the nation on the radio.
In this month in 1937, Comedians Fred Allen and Jack
Benny met in the ballroom of the Hotel Pierre and engaged in a radio-broadcast
feud, exchanging sharp-witted insults. It was a part of a 12-year running
gag.
Those interested in old-time radio programs meet to chat
on Thursdays, 8 PM Eastern on channel #OldRadio.
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#50&Fantastic
On behalf of 50&Fantastic, I would like to say how
happy and pleased we are to be the “new kids on the block” on Starlink_IRC.
Our channel was located on Undernet for over three years until it was taken
down by hackers. The warm acceptance, welcome and help we have received
from the SLIRC help channel, as well as others who reside there, has made
us feel right at home. Moving a channel is a difficult thing all
that has been done for us is greatly appreciated. We thank you for giving
us the opportunity to be a part of your net. NOTE: Although we had previously
registered we held our “official” house warming on Feb 2, 2001. It
was a huge success!
#50&Fantastic was registered on Dec 2, 1997, and
while primarily for the 50' s group, all ages are welcome. Our motto is
“under 50 mature over 50 hopefully mature”. It is dedicated to clean,
but fun, chat as well as playing short popups and great music. The people
who make this channel possible come from all corners of the world and have
dedicated many hours to oversee 50&Fantastic as well as offer assistance
to newcomers so they, too, can have fun. It is staffed by ops in all time
zones, and our doors are open almost 24 hours a day. Only one thing can
make a channel a great one, and that is the visitors and regulars who frequent
it, and we have the BEST.
We are very proud of our home
page (now undergoing changes) and hope you will visit, look us
over, and sign the guestbook. Please click on our ops and friends pages
so you can meet us; the quarterly newsletter; the cookbook and the links
page.
Love be with you, ^jaye, Channel Manager, 50&Fantastic
email-judeeo@home.com
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From MistyBlue (#Chataway, #40Something, #Celtic_Corner)
Mardi Gras has just passed the end of February. Several
of our starlink-irc family have gotten together again this year, many from
previous years, and a few new people this year. Gngrbrd and MistyBlue made
there first trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras 2001 and have put together
a web page for all there friends and loved ones to share in their wonderful
memories of the week click here to share
the week they spent in New Orleans Please sign the guestbook and tell
us what you thought. And remember its Never too early to start planning
for 2002!!!
(Tell us what's happening on your channel - send
info to newsletter@starlink-irc.org)
FOGWEB FOLLIES
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A short column of made-up facts and
non-information brought to you by your friendly neighborhood arachnid
So here it is another Ides of March! (Where, 2045
years ago, Julie the C browsed thru his calendar for 44 BC and noticed
it was blank for 43 BC .. that should have been his first hint!)
For those with stock in IMI, the current stock market
crash is not my fault. I think we should all get together and blame it
on Canada!! Or Bill Clinton. Or Hillary. Or all of the above! (always my
favorite)
There is a rumor that chiefy had a birthday a day
or two ago. The best thing to do is for everyone to message him a few dozen
times a night at random. He really would appreciate that. Honest. Really.
Trust Me. (Psst .. don't tell him you read it here)
Til the next April Fools day - have a happy rabbit
season!
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NEW CHANNELS
New Stars Linked by Treecat ..
A warm welcome to this month's
new channels and their owners.
If you have a chance, do stop in and give these
folks a friendly Hi!
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- #Princess^Bride^FanClub - Buttercup
- #rml - Commish
- #Free4all - FreeBird
- #KansasCity - DeepE
- #wastelands - Leonhart
- #Thunder_Hill_Stables - Reanna
- #mixspelld - tich
- #JAG - BenLeyton
- #Snake^Pit - mongoose
- #RainbowBrite - Rainbow
- #AFriendlyQuiz - ]Pippa
- #prosound - Soundman
- #USS-Geronimo - Sootz
TRAVEL
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Places to go on the net
If you haven't been there, check zonelabs.com
and get Zone Alarm ..
It's worth the trip!
TEN TIPS FOR A SUCCESSFUL CHANNEL
By Wullie
Tip for using the /whois command on irc.
Problem: sometimes when you do a /whois nickname, you
can see the person's idle time, but other times you dont see it. This happens
because the /whois only shows the idle time for other users that are on
the same server that you are connected to. Now, you could reconnect to
a different server to see a particular users idle time, but there is a
much easier way.
Solution: The next time you do a /whois - try this, /whois
- nickname nickname. The server reply should now show the idle time for
this nickname on any server.
To make this easy in MIRC, open the nicknames popups and
find these lines;
mIRC Default Settings
.UCentral:/uwho $1
.Whois:/whois $$1
.Query:/query $$1
Change the 3rd. line to read like this,
mIRC Default Settings
.UCentral:/uwho $1
.Whois:/whois $$1 $$1
.Query:/query $$1
Now when you use the mIRC /whois popup you'll see the
idletime for any nick that you highlight in a channel.
Wullie
(Next Month's Tech Tip: Does your computer have Alzheimer's,
and is losing memory?)
Wullie Channel Service,StarLink-IRC.org
THE MEETING ROOM
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by Amazing
No Special Meetings Submitted This Month
Regular
Network Event Schedule
Note: All times are Eastern US
SUN
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9:30
PM
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#TownHall
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Net-Wide
User Meeting **
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MON
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9:00
PM
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TUE
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WED
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9:00
PM
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#WedNiteTrivia
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Live
TRIVIA (18+) .. spelling optional!
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THU
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8:00
PM
9:30
PM
10:00
PM
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#OldRadio
#TownHall
#MoonShadow
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Fans
of Old Time Radio
Net-Wide
User Meeting **
Trivia!
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FRI
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8:00
PM
9:00
PM
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#Islander
#Just4Fun
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Live
Trivia!
Now
and then. Outburst Game! Fun for All
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SAT
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8:30
PM
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#Kidzchat
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Kids
Trivia
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Other Random but Fun Events: #Just4Fun (OUTBURST); #Sunshine_Again
( MADGABS)
RESERVE TOWNHALL FOR YOUR MEETING!
#Townhall can be reserved for parties or meetings.
Send an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org
if you are interested in reserving the channel for an event. An email will
be sent back, confirming the reservation. Put #townhall in the SUBJECT
of the mail, and date, time and reason in the BODY.
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Yet Another Unpaid Advertisement!.
there has to be some way to make a buck here
IN MEMORIAM
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Those who have moveed on
THE LIBRARY
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contributed poems, humor, and stories
YOU KNOW YOU'RE CANADIAN WHEN
Contributed by Geezer #OldRadio (A Canadian) You know you're Canadian
when.....
You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
ou design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
The mosquitoes have landing lights.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your
car.
You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.
Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the
toy stores at Christmas.
You live in a house that has no front step, yet the
door is one meter above the ground.
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with snow.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
The local paper covers national and international
headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat
processing plant.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer season is a national
holiday.
You head south to go to your cottage.
You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so
the bears won't prowl on your deck.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage
making.
You find -40C a little chilly.
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your
finest jewelry and your Sorels.
You can play road hockey on skates.
You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost
Winter and road construction.
The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey
Night in Canada".
You actually get these jokes and forward them to
all your Canadian friends!
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A BIT OF HUMOR Contributed by Mick Gurling
It's rumored that this was posted very briefly on
the MDD site by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humor.
The company, of course, does not have a sense of humor, and made the web
department take it down immediately.
For once, the 'IMPORTANT' note at the end is worth
a read too.----
WARRANTY REGISTRATION CARD
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnel Douglas (MDD) military aircraft.
In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill
out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions
is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products
that best meet your needs and desires.
1. Title: [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade
[_] Classified [_] Other First Name:
Initial: .. Last Name ......... Password: ..... (max. 8 char)
Code Name: ........... Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ............
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
[_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15 Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth [_] Classified
3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): ....../.......
/......
4. Serial Number:...............
5. Please indicate where this product was purchased: [_] Received as gift
/ aid package [_] Catalogue / showroom [_] Independent arms broker [_]
Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_] Classified
6. Please indicate how you became aware of the MD
product you have just purchased: [_] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store
display [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally [_] Political
lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one
7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most
influenced your decision to purchase this MDD product: [_] Style /appearance
[_] Speed / maneuverability [_] Price / value [_] Comfort /convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson [_] McDonnell Douglas
reputation [_] Advanced Weapons Systems [_] Back-room politics [_] Negative
experience opposing one in combat
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[_] Iraq [_] Europe [_] Iraq [_] Middle East (not Iraq) [_] Iraq [_] Africa
[_] Iraq [_] Asia / Far East [_] Iraq [_] Misc. Third World countries (not
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9. Please indicate the products that you currently
own or intend to purchase in the near future: [_] Color TV [_] VCR [_]
ICBM [_] Killer Satellite [_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles [_] Space
Shuttle [_] Home Computer [_] Nuclear Weapon
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?
(Indicate all that apply): [_] Communist / Socialist [_] Terrorist [_]
Crazed [_] Neutral [_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship [_] Corrupt [_] Primitive
/ Tribal
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spending [_] Cash [_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues [_] Personal
check [_] Credit card [_] Ransom money [_] Traveler's check
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management [_] Eccentric billionaire [_] Defense Minister / General [_]
Retired [_] Student
13. To help us better understand our customers, please
indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating on a regular basis: [_] Golf [_] Boating / sailing [_] Sabotage
[_] Running / jogging [_] Propaganda / misinformation [_] Destabilization
/ overthrow [_] Default on loans [_] Gardening [_] Crafts [_] Black market
/ smuggling [_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_]
Wines [_] Interrogation / torture [ ] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [_] Border disputes
[_] Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas
serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings
and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups,
and mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you
will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please
write to: Marketing Department Military, Aerospace Division.
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it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals
were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the Kelpie next
door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you.
Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown
will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by
reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft.
However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your
computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you
have received this e-mail in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites
and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand
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WWW (Way With Words) By Scorp
Have you tried to come up with the perfect verse, greeting
or message when sending a card, and your mind draws a blank? If you have
some favorites, send them to Pat@pobox.com.
Here is one for Easter!
Easter Greeting Quick, what's the significance of egg hunts on Easter?
I don't know and don't ask me about the Easter bunny either
HAPPY EASTER ! !
Contributors: Please eliminate
the forwarding marks (> > >) from your articles before sending
them.
Lois
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