The StarLink-IRC NEWSLETTER
September 2002
"All the news that fits, we print"

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Vol 6, Issue 9
StarLink-IRC Newsletter
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Sep 2002

StarLink-IRC Network - Your family friendly cybertown!
IN THIS ISSUE
Celebrations by Lois
Horrorscope by Lois
Amazing and Lesser Things by Amazing
Fogweb Follies by Itsy
New Stars by treecat
Way With Words by Scorp
READER CONTRIBUTIONS
Channel Chatter Channel News
Who's Doing What Personal events
Travel Interesting websites
TechTalk Tech tips
The Meeting Room Channel & Net Events
In Memoriam Those no longer with us
The Library Humor and Otherwise
EDITORIAL
Editor-in-Chief - lois
Web Version Layout - Itsy
Net News Network Info and Notices
General General Information
Letters Reader Commentary

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Comments? Remarks? Send them to Lois and if they're nice, she might put them here.
Nothing this month.
THIS MONTH'S CELEBRATIONS - Let's party!
by lois

August

  • 22 Autumnal Equinox - Fall Begins
  • 22 Business Womens' Day
  • 22 Elephant Appreciation Day
  • 23 Libra Begins
  • 29 Shonadog's Birthday (#50&fantastic)

October

  • 2 Ed and Emma Mae's Anniversary
  • 3 Techie's Day
  • 4 Twins wcfields and tortuga's Birthdays
  • 8 Deano's Birthday (#Veterans)
  • 11 Emergency Nurses' Day
  • 12 Treecat's Birthday (#Crittercat)
  • 14 Columbus Day
  • 13 Thanksgiving (Canada)
  • 17 ElliUt's Birthday (#50&fantastic)
  • 18 Itsy's Birthday (#Itsy)


Please send your channel's birthdays and anniversaries for our Celebrations Column! And tell us which channels you are on!

HORRORSCOPE
Read About Your Birthday Tree
by Lois

Septermber 23 - October 22 - Libra
The Scales

    • Symbol: Libra - The Scales of Justice (The only sign of the zodiac which does not represent a living thing.)
    • Birthstone: Opal
    • Flower:
    • Lucky Day:
    • Lucky Color:
    • Lucky Number:
    • Ruling Planet: Venus
    • Element:

    Librans are first and foremost focused on others and how they relate to them. For a Libran, everything is better if it is done as a pair. They view everything in pros and cons, are great believers in lists and love large menus. Social, sympathetic and popular, you aim to please and have a variety of accomplished friends. The spiritual, airy side of Venus rules your quest for balance and harmony, and your expensive tastes complement your aspiration to lead a luxurious, elite lifestyle.

    Notables: Bela Lugosi, Emily Post, Eleanor Roosevelt, Barbara Walters

amazing
AMAZING AND LESSER THINGS!
by Amazing
#Thanks to {cryssy} and DarkHawk of #mirc_colors for the wonderful color show In Remembrance of 9-11-01, that they put on in #Townhall on Sept 11th. There were 65 users in the channel to watch the GREAT tribute!

Thanks also to Puriel for the great tribute show that was held in #Townhall on Sept 13th. Puriel did the show on very short notice but again, a good crowd showed up to watch! Also, on Sept 13th, {cryssy} and DarkHawk of #mirc_colors did an encore show of their tribute. Thank you to all the folks and their super art work!

Reminder: For those who would like a mug, sweatshirt, t-shirt, etc. with the StarLink-IRC logo, go to
http://www.cafestores.com/cpstore.aspx?s=slirc
All mugs are on sale, including the "Let's Roll" mug!

Reminder to all channel owners: If you happen to have a change of email address PLEASE let CService know so we can update the channel information. If for any reason CService needs to get in touch with you about your channel we NEED a valid email address. You can let CService know by sending an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org or come to #channels and let an op know.

As some of you might know, there are other nets out there with the word 'starlink' in them. When telling your friends about what net you chat on -- PLEASE make sure you say StarLink-IRC.Org.
And don't forget There is a 'quicklist' of servers at http://www.starlink-irc.org/serverlist.html
CHANNEL CHATTER
Tell us about your channel - send info to newsletter@starlink-irc.org
#SCIASTRO
#sciastro was registered on StarLink-IRC in mid-July. The channel is dedicated to astronomy chat; anyone, from those who have a casual interest, to seasoned veterans, is welcome to join us. Topics range from observations, astrophotography, CCD imaging, recent astronomical events of note, such as meteor showers, solar observing, and the astronomer's perennial complaint - the weather! This channel is family oriented, and is open to people of all ages, regardless of their level of interest. Our website is at http://sciastro.net/chat - there you can "meet" our channel operators, and some of our many members. We have members from all over the world, and although we do have people that are fluent in a number of languages, we prefer that English be spoken on the channel. Originally founded on Undernet, #sciastro has been in existence since November of 1996 and is open 24/7. So come join us!
@Portia - Channel Owner/Manager
#Child-Loss
#CHILD-LOSS: Aras wishes to invite everyone to visit her new channel #child-loss.

#Family_Tree
#Family_Tree is now open for chatting and for trading ideas on research of our family trees. I have been working on my family tree now for over three years and have over 10,000 people in it. Everyone is welcome to come and chat with me whenever I am there. I am a working gal, so I don't always have the time to have the room open everyday, but I try to get there as much as I can. Please feel free to stop in and chat, ask questions, or give me your surnames and I will try to help as much as I have time to. I hope that anyone that needs a hand with their family tree or just wants someone to talk to will stop in and say hi. spidee

#SailingTalk
Come aboard #SailingTalk and chat with others that share a love for sailing and the water in general. We are usually there at around 2200 (10pm) ET. You don't need to have a boat. And we welcome newbies as well as experienced sailors.
#Genealogy
The channel is open all the time for anyone to come in and share information on their family research. Mennonite lines are the specialty of the channel owner BCDon, and he has a large database which he can research for your own lines.

#OldRadio
Joe Mackay has this information from the "golden days of radio":
>From Those Were The Days -- 9/14/1936 - The NBC presented John's Other Wife for the first time. Actually, John's other wife was not his wife at all. She was his secretary. 9/15/1934 - NBC radio presented The Gibson Family to American audiences. The program was the first musical-comedy-drama to be broadcast. Ernest Whitman and Eddie Green were featured members of the cast and were billed as "network radio's only colored comedians." The show originated from the studios of WEAF in New York City. Birthday:1908 - Penny Singleton (Mariana McNulty) Friends of Old Time Radio (FOTR) convention will be held in Newark, NJ October 24 - 27 and we anticipate having several of our members attending, being on panels, selling their wares (tapes and books). (Ye Editor has her plane tickets) #Oldradio meets on Thursday evenings 5 PM Eastern to discuss the old shows on radio - comedy, drama, music. Everyone is welcome.

Roving Reporter Lois Lane’s recommendations for enjoyable chatting: Late Afternoon/Early Evening (depending on where you live): #Classics Late Evening/Early Morning (depending) #50&Fantastic

WHO'S DOING WHAT?
Contributed by Amazing

No special news this issue.

FOGWEB FOLLIES
A short column of made-up facts and non-information brought to you by your friendly neighborhood arachnidspider

Well here it is Septober and SOOOO much has been happening..... First we have SOME "amazing" person who actually makes toasted tomato sandwiches, if we are to actually believe that. Course, when asked how she kept the tomato goop from sliding out of the bottom of the toaster, she got hostile. I even suggested scotch tape but no. She did tell us ALL that the secret is making little holes in the toast for the tomato slices. Thats so kyuuuutee !!!!! (Your intrepid blue dot recalls the last time he was involved with a toasted tomato, it involved a lot of sun screen and .. um.. n/m. (sure is handy that *I* write the follies, isnt it?)

On the worldwide scene, the PC said Amber did an illegal operation and is therefore going to jail. Bumpa denies involvement with anyone's love child and ^Vulcan remains suspiciously silent. Kath thinks she is staying out of the newsletter by being quiet. (we see how well THAT works, now don't we?) It just goes on and on and on ....

In Florida (home of the voting machine) we find that our own ellegon is known as BUBBYDRAGON. She really LIKES that nickname so be sure to use it a WHOLE LOT when you see her. Tell her I sent you.

On the klutz front, we have news from the midwest. You remember Arte Johnson and the tricycle on Laugh-In way back?? Well chiefy fell over on his ATV while vacationing and its pretty obvious thats what it hadda look like. Seems there are no pictures either. Suspicious? Indeed. Be sure to make up er find some pix and we can put them in the next edition.

Speaking of overeating. You may notice wildchild limping around the net. Well.. supposedly the porch chair broke thru the porch and threw her on the ground. Right. We all know what happens when you just keep them donuts coming on Sunday morning. Yeppers. Defective porch. Right. We all know what happened and hope Wild gets better soon at the Betty Crocker clinic.

More recently.. not that your intrepid spider would gossip ya understand.. but it seems the funiture salesperson nemesis was out in the yard and, to quote (nick hidden to protect the innocent) <Ama*zing> but a fly flew into my mouth while i was working outside today. Now.. maybe what they say about women and yards and gossip isnt true.. Or on the other hand....

And last but not least from the rat fink file...

HEY LOIS READ THIS
<Donna518> Lois will just make things up if you forget
<Amazing> yea..hehe
<Donna518> they might be more interesting
<Donna518> i am only getting away with that one because she isn't here

We now wait to see what the editor has to say about this.

Dontcha love it when its a busy month?? See yall before Halloween ... and keep those cards and letters coming in. Specially the letters. We are running out of K's.


PERSONALS: From Ye Editor:
No comment. (But remember who has the last laugh...umm...word here!)


AND BUY A MUG OR SHIRT at www.cafepress.com/slirc
All profits go to .. hey, wait.. they go to cafepress. We dont't get a dime! Who set THIS deal up??? Oh. Wait. That was me. n/m ^H^H^H^H^H^
treecat
NEW CHANNELS
New Stars Linked by Treecat ..
A warm welcome to this month's new channels and their owners.
If you have a chance, do stop in and give these folks a friendly Hi!
    • #CaptainsQuarters - CaptThom
    • #Family_tree - spidee
    • #thekindred - gwynnyth
    • #Metal^s_Palace - HeavyMetal
    • #cajunconnection - Skylark7k
    • #child-loss - Aras

New Channel Owners:
Send information on your channel to the newsletter for publication in the next issue.

TRAVEL
Places to go on the net

CARTOONS
http://slate.msn.com//default.aspx?id=2057622

Cartoons on every subject imaginable, by the worlds' top cartoonists. You can even send e-cards from this site, with the cartoons on them. Hurry to see cards for Elvis 25th Anniversary of his death. And thanka-you-vera-much-a.

TECH TALK
Things to know

Nothing new this issue

THE MEETING ROOM
by Amazing

All Times Eastern North America

#


Regular Network Event Schedule
Note: All times are Eastern US
SUN
9:30 PM
#TownHall
Net-Wide User Meeting **
MON
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TUE
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WED
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THU
 8:00 PM
 9:30 PM
10:00 PM
#OldRadio
#TownHall
#MoonShadow
Fans of Old Time Radio
Net-Wide User Meeting **
Trivia! Every thursday
FRI
8:00 PM 
9:00 PM
#Islander
#Just4Fun
Live Trivia!
Now and then. Outburst Game! Fun for All
SAT
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Other Random but Fun Events: #WTGO (All sorts of stuffs) #Just4Fun (OUTBURST); #Sunshine_Again ( MADGABS)

RESERVE TOWNHALL FOR YOUR MEETING!
#Townhall can be reserved for parties or meetings. Send an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org if you are interested in reserving the channel for an event. An email will be sent back, confirming the reservation. Put #townhall in the SUBJECT of the mail, and date, time and reason in the BODY.

Yet Another Unpaid Advertisement!. there has to be some way to make a buck here

IN MEMORIAM
Those who have moved on
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*#*
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    Amazing reminds us that there may be other folks hurting, so take the time to think of them.

THE LIBRARY
contributed poems, humor, and stories
STELLA AWARD
Contributed by Donna518 of #50&fantastic
Falling
By: Michelle Bell
    Falling down
    Down to the bottom of death
    With nothing to hold onto
    Except fear As you near the bottom
    You are suddenly being lifted
    But you see yourself hit the ground
    The bottom of the pit of death
    You feel no pain You are no longer afraid
    You look ahead And see a soft light
    You look around you
    You see the hope, the faith, the love
    That you have felt all your life
    You reach out to grasp it
    And hold it in your heart
    You sense the presence of others
    But you don't see anyone
    Then you begin to realize
    That you are on your way to Heaven
    With all of the others who perished in that fire of terror
    To begin the rest of your life *

If you love something.....
Contributed bySnooks(#oldradio)
    If you love something, set it free.
    > If it comes back, it will always be yours.
    > If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
    > BUT. . ..
    > If it just sits in your living room,
    > Messes up your stuff, > Eats your food,
    > Uses your telephone, > Takes your money,
    > And doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.
    > Then, You either married it or gave birth to it!

It's True!
Contributed by Robbo of #50&fantastic
A New Zealand couple on the brink of wedded bliss ended up separated after they had an argument in the registry office about who would pay for their marriage licence. (UK spelling)

How to Identify Where a Driver is From
Contributed by Donna518 of #50&fantastic
    1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
    2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
    3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY
    4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON
    5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
    6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO (but driving in California)
    7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
    8. One hand on 12 oz double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
    9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS
    10. Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA
    11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA
    12. One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ALABAMA

TOMORROW:
Contributed by Willco
    If I knew it would be the last time
    That I'd see you fall asleep,
    I would tuck you in more tightly
    and pray the Lord your soul to keep.
    If I knew it would be the last time
    That I see you walk out the door,
    I would give you a hug and kiss
    And call you back for one more.
    If I knew it would be the last time
    I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
    I would video tape each action and word,
    So I could play them back day after day.
    If I knew it would be the last time,
    I could spare an extra minute
    To stop and say "I love you,"
    Instead of assuming you would KNOW I do
    If I knew it would be the last time
    I would be there to share your day
    Well, I'm sure you'll have so many more,
    So I can let just this one slip away.
    For surely, there's always tomorrow
    To make up for an oversight,
    And we always get a second chance
    To make everything just right.
    There will always be another day
    To say "I love you,"
    And certainly there's another chance
    To say our "Anything I can do?"
    But just in case I might be wrong,
    And today is all I get, I'd like to say how much I love you
    And I hope we never forget.
    Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
    Young or old alike,
    And today may be the last chance
    You get to hold your loved one tight.
    So if you're waiting for tomorrow
    Why not do it today? For if tomorrow never comes,
    You'll surely regreat the day,
    That you didn't take that extra time
    For a smile, a hug, or a kiss
    And you were too busy to grant someone,
    What turned out to be their one last wish
    So hold your loved ones close today,
    And whisper in their ear,
    Tell them how much you love them
    And that you'll always hold them dear
    Take time to say "I'm sorry," "Please forgive me," "Thank you," or "It's okay."
    And if tomorrow never comes
    You'll have no regrets about today.
WWW (WAY WITH WORDS)
by Scorp
QUOTE
    Tell me and I'll forget.
    Show me and I may not remember.
    Involve me and I'll understand.
      -- Native American Proverb
Have you tried to find the perfect verse, greeting or message when sending a card, and your mind draws a blank? If you have some favorites, send them to Pat@pobox.com
.
Lois
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