The StarLink-IRC NEWSLETTER
April 2003
"All the news that fits, we print"

FROM OUR NEW EDITOR

Many thanks to Lois for her dedicated years of service as Editor of the StarLink-IRC monthly newsletter. What a magnificent job she has done! *applause* We hate to see Lois step down as Editor, but we understand she is ready for a well earned, well deserved rest from these duties. Those stepping up to bat in her stead have huge shoes to fill and will no doubt be bothering her to pieces for help in the coming days! Lois, you are one of the brightest stars in our little slice of cyber space, and we appreciate you!

Chattie


Vol 7, Issue 4
StarLink-IRC Newsletter
Published Occasionally
April 2003

StarLink-IRC Network - Your family friendly cybertown!
IN THIS ISSUE
Celebrations by Chattie
Horrorscope by Chattie
Amazing and Lesser Things by Amazing
Fogweb Follies by Itsy
New Stars by treecat
Way With Words by Scorp
READER CONTRIBUTIONS
Channel Chatter Channel News
Who's Doing What Personal events
Travel Interesting websites
TechTalk Tech tips
The Meeting Room Channel & Net Events
In Memoriam Those no longer with us
The Library Humor and Otherwise
EDITORIAL
Editor-in-Chief - chattie 
Associate Editor - NOLady 
Web Version Layout - Itsy 
Network Info and Notices News
General Information General
Reader Commentary Letters
Editor Emeritus - Lois

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General Information
Logo Stuff: SL-IRC logo items (non-profit) http://www.cafeshops.com/slirc
Security: TriStar and security: www.starlink-irc.org/security/
Webring: For all who have webpages check www.starlink-irc.org/webring.html
Guestbook: Visit or Sign our guestbook to enter your comments (and see others)
Ombudspersons: See www.starlink-irc.org/slirc-org.html#Ombudsman
Why We (SL-IRC) Are Here: A #Townhall Special Presentation

Email Updates: All channel owners: If you happen to change ISP's change of email address please let someone in #Channels know. If for any reason cservice needs to get in touch with you about your channel, we need a valid email address. You can let cservice know by sending an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org

Word Games:  Live trivia at various times and places throughout the week.

#International: We hope to bring together folks from all nations and languages .. come join us for chat, good friends, and if you can volunteer to translate, all the better. Even a smattering of another language is welcomed!

WWW (Way With Words): Have you tried to come up with the perfect verse, greeting or message when sending a card, and your mind draws a blank? If you have some favorites, send them to Pat@pobox.com

DISCLAIMER - Web sites identified here may contain executable files (software). Be advised that StarLink-IRC has no knowledge of the suitability or effects such softare may have on your system. We advise everyone to make a carefully informed decision prior to running any new software.


LETTERS AND NOTICES
Comments? Remarks? Send them in!
This month we introduce our new Editor of the StarLink-IRC monthly newsletter, Chattie!, of #30+Fun. Chattie has graciously accepted this position, and we appreciate her taking on this task. NOLady, of #40Something, will be assisting Chattie as Co-Editor.
The Editor

There is a new server online: Brookville.PA.US.StarLink-IRC.Org
Admin is Itsy....give it a try

THIS MONTH'S DATES TO REMEMBER

April

  • No dates this month

May

  • No Dates this month


Please send your channel's birthdays and anniversaries for our Celebrations Column! And tell us which channels you are on!

HORRORSCOPE
Read About Your Birthday Tree

April -May
Horoscope Coming Soon

HOrrorscope will resume when the new editor gets on her feet!

amazing
AMAZING AND LESSER THINGS!
by Amazing

Now is the time of year that a lot of folks will be working out in the yard, planting flowers or veggie gardens, mowing lawns etc. If you have any hints for our online friends on how to keep bugs down, different things that can be done in gardens, then send the hints into the newsletter!


Don't forget that #Townhall can be used for special events or even meetings if needed. Just come to #channels to request the use of the channel or send an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org Also, don't forget to tell all your friends about the friendliest net around, StarLink-IRC!


Thanks to everyone for making StarLink-IRC the wonderful cybertown that it is!!!!!!

Reminder to all channel owners: If you happen to have a change of email address PLEASE let CService know so we can update the channel information. If for any reason CService needs to get in touch with you about your channel we NEED a valid email address. You can let CService know by sending an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org or come to #channels and let an op know.

As some of you might know, there are other nets out there with the word 'starlink' in them. When telling your friends about what net you chat on -- PLEASE make sure you say StarLink-IRC.Org.
And don't forget There is a 'quicklist' of servers at http://www.starlink-irc.org/serverlist.html
CHANNEL CHATTER
Tell us about your channel - send info to newsletter@starlink-irc.org
#FIBROCHAT
#Fibrochat is a chat room dedicated to the support of people with Fibromyalgia and other auto-immune related conditions. Our mission is to provide a safe, comfortable "room" in which to exchange information, provide support and enjoy each other's company. And we're doing it! lol We opened our doors Easter Sunday and already we're having a great time! Exiting, long time slirc member and chanop for fibrochat, has designed a great web page for us: http://www.wserv.com/~cherylk/fibrochat.htm.. Please take a minute to look at it.
You don't have to have Fibromyalgia or an autoimmune condition to stop by and have a good time with us. Everyone is welcome!
I'd like to say a big thank you to the slirc staff for all their support and guidence in helping us get started. Everything is running more smoothly than I ever could have imagined.
We're looking forward to chatting with you in #fibrochat!
Hiddendoor

#YourChannelJere
The topic since 1995 has been "UNDER DESTRUCTION - No Intelligent conversation Allowed" It's not so much you cant try, just that its usually just impossible. One of the founding channels for StarLink-IRC (and born on Undernet back when it had 800 channels) Corporate HQ for the well known IMI (Itsy Megaindustries, Inc) where our motto is The Quality Goes in When the Check Clears.
Drop by and ignore it if nobody talks. They are all asleep or forgot where they are. In some cases who they are. On the upside .. at lieast it doesnt cost anything.  

WHO'S DOING WHAT?

Aloha from BEING & Blu_Star on the Big Island of Hawaii!!! We would like to take this opportunity to inform our friends on StarLink-IRC what we've been doing, and why we are not here like we used to be. We should soon be in a more stable situation where we will be on line more often than not. Just like before! *smiles* (we can hardly wait!)

As most of our friends know, we moved to Hawaii together about 1 1/2 years ago. All is well, and going pretty good here.

BEING had my daughter get down on one knee and ask me to marry him. Gotta do what ya gotta do when you don't have knee's of your own - Right?! Anyway we don't have any dates set other than the 19th, and we have no ideas or plans on how, when or where....so any ideas - suggestions are welcome! We want to be unique and creative!

BEING and I went for a boat ride in Kohala, Hawaii (North) to see the hump back whales, they come here to Hawaii every year to give birth and mate, now they are on their way to Alaska to spend the summer. Our whale season here is from January and April. They were really active! It was awesome to see them jump out of the water. They are HUGE!!!!

I put together a few pictures from that day, and a couple others near that time frame....

http://www.yourhawaiiandreams.com/Pics/index.html

We have a view of the ocean from the lanai (deck) , for the time being, because our friend has this house for sale. Since our condo got sold out from underneath us, we decided to rent this house until it sold, perhaps by then we may be ready to buy our own house! *fingers crossed*

The real estate agent is pretty nice, he even put our pictures in there.. LOL Its really an awesome place if anyone is interested!

(She will take less, there still needs to be a little work done)

BEING had a small victory with the VA this week, they finally found him to be 100% unemployable!

Now the tough fight - we get them to admit that there was NO way he could have passed their physical and went through boot camp with crushed knee caps and follow the remand he received years ago! =) But we wont give up! This is where we fight every day http://www.veteranshelp.com. This is his personal site for now http://www.bigislandweb.com/vet/

I'm so glad that they are starting to treat the new Veterans A LOT better than they did the older ones!

I (Blu_Star) started a couple businesses. Its been slow going, but I am starting to get some pretty serious clients. Watching Fauna go from a little girl to a teenager certainly has been "fun" She is active in Volley ball and Basket Ball, so she has adjusted to the move well.

I don't really have a web site up yet, but its coming. I have a link on BEING's favorite links, but its just something I was working on that I had to put on the back burner. But I have a few things up my sleeve, and maybe next month surprise everyone with a more personal site. But for now my project has been http://www.BigIslandWeb.com, and most of it isn't even up there yet. I don't like to put things up until they are done, or at least close to done.

If anyone wants to check out BEING's favorite links, he has them at http://www.BEINGnHawaii.com

He has lots, and will probably add more in the near future.

So this is where we are at, and what we are doing, and why we are not on as much as we used to be. Time differences has killed us for some things, and starting over has been quite an adventure for all of us. Hawaii is a wonderful place, and we are all really glad that we have had the opportunity to live here, and experience the things we have. There is nothing like swimming with giant sea turtles, and schools of fish that are just as curious about you, as you are about them! Aloha!!! BEING & Blu_Star.

FOGWEB FOLLIES
A short column of made-up facts and non-information brought to you by your friendly neighborhood arachnidspider

Here we are again, in the first of the girl months (april, may, june, and julie) ..

[ On the bad news side, those who follow the antics of Chuck (my cat) will be sad to hear that he passed away (euthanasia) after a heart attack on Apr 17th at the age of 14. His sister (Weasel) is still around though, so that helps. ]

On the lighter side its really tough topping the Iraqi Information Minister .. or the Dixie Chicks .. or hollywood in general. Hmm... maybe he has a great future in hollywood where being disconnected from reality is a job requirement. That or maybe IMI product sales manager.. but I digresss....

Back in Feb, scorp was sleeping in walmart parking lots throughout the southeast US and even went to visit our favorite florida dragon creature. Don't ask. I did. I was sorry. So just don't. If you ask these people 'why' they tell you and then your head hurts.

Speaking of .. Amazing is done recarpeting and rewallpapering the house... and no major damage to the extremities. This, if you have followed the follies regularly, is obviously a miracle.

Have a springy spring and see you next issue !


AND BUY A MUG OR SHIRT at www.cafepress.com/slirc
All profits go to .. hey, wait.. they go to cafepress. We dont't get a dime! Who set THIS deal up??? Oh. Wait. That was me. n/m ^H^H^H^H^H^
treecat
NEW CHANNELS
New Stars Linked by Treecat ..
A warm welcome to this month's new channels and their owners.
If you have a chance, do stop in and give these folks a friendly Hi!
    • #Earthlight2000 - Chris
    • #Sugar_Shack - Dotsy
    • #Always_Friends - SwanBird^
    • #Trivia_Chat - palidin
    • #SpiritualIssues - micki
    • #RajCast - Chris
    • #trivia_xoxo - JellyBean
    • #prorege - l0g0s
    • #wiplash - Kris
    • #Squires_Pub - Scotty
    • #30+Fun_Flirts - LuvSunShin
    • #BearTracks - BearMan
    • #EbayChat - Porsche

New Channel Owners:
Send information on your channel to the newsletter for publication in the next issue.

TRAVEL
Places to go on the net

Warning: Do not try this at home!
Contributed by NOLady
http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm

The FUNSTUFF page that is linked from the kidzchat page.
Contributed by Cher aka.excited
Just fun links for kids
http://www.wserv.com/~cherylk/funstuff.htm

Weird Words: Do you yearn to use the word zenzizenzic in conversation, but don't know exactly what it means? Michael Quinon lists many weird words with their definitions and derivations for you
http://www.quinion.com/words/weirdwords/index.htm

TECH TALK
Things to know

Reminder - keep your antivirus programs up to date!

THE MEETING ROOM
by Amazing

All Times Eastern North America

#


Regular Network Event Schedule
Note: All times are Eastern US
SUN
9:30 PM
#TownHall
Net-Wide User Meeting **
MON
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TUE
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WED
 --:--
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THU
 8:00 PM
 9:30 PM
10:00 PM
#OldRadio
#TownHall
#MoonShadow
Fans of Old Time Radio
Net-Wide User Meeting **
Trivia! Every thursday
FRI
8:00 PM 
9:00 PM
#Islander
#Just4Fun
Live Trivia!
Now and then. Outburst Game! Fun for All
SAT
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Other Random but Fun Events: #WTGO (All sorts of stuffs) #Just4Fun (OUTBURST); #Sunshine_Again ( MADGABS)

RESERVE TOWNHALL FOR YOUR MEETING!
#Townhall can be reserved for parties or meetings. Send an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org if you are interested in reserving the channel for an event. An email will be sent back, confirming the reservation. Put #townhall in the SUBJECT of the mail, and date, time and reason in the BODY.

Yet Another Unpaid Advertisement!. there has to be some way to make a buck here

IN MEMORIAM
Those who have moved on
Those Lost

AndIronhawk Still
Remembered
In Loving Memory


Amazing reminds us that there may be other folks hurting, so take the time to think of them.

THE LIBRARY
contributed poems, humor, and stories

Heaven On-Line

    There's a land where I go when I need to share.
    That's not on a map, yet exists everywhere.

    A land without faces. A curious place
    A modern creation thats called cyber-space.

    There's all sorts of people with cute little names
    Like Pookie and Sandman and Rosebud and Flames.

    Some are just snobs and some are real fun.
    And some just want to find someone.

    But both good and bad they all play a role.
    Still each one unique, but part of the whole.

    We talk and laugh and wonder why
    We flirt and hug and sometimes cry.

    We can't be heard and can't be seen.
    Yet, there it is, right on our screen.

    But all in all the most curious part
    Is the power it has to open our heart.

    To share with a stranger those things we've concealed.
    Which to our closest of friends we'd never reveal.

    Our most deepest regrets and troubling fears.
    The scars in our life which bring us to tears.

    What gives them the power to reach into me.
    And show me the truths that I never see.

    How do they manage to open my eyes.
    And make me confess the deceit and lies.

    I don't understand this magical spell.
    But I know that without it my life would be hell.

    This must have been planned by God up above.
    Cause theres no place on earth you'll find so much love.

    When I need direction I know I can find
    An angel from heaven just waiting on-line.

-Unknown


Funnies from Pat (scorp) Simple, but cute...

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in.

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed.

On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout.

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.

In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.

At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff.

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station, "Tank heaven for little grills.

And the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: The Best Place To Take a Leak

WWW (WAY WITH WORDS)
by Scorp
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER !
    Inside this card is the girl of your dreams!
    Gotcha again!
    Isn't it great how I can still bug you after all of these years?
    Happy Birthday, to my long-suffering brother!!
Have you tried to find the perfect verse, greeting or message when sending a card, and your mind draws a blank? If you have some favorites, send them to Pat@pobox.com
.
Chattie

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