The StarLink-IRC NEWSLETTER
Apr 2004
STARTING OUR EIGHTH YEAR ONLINE !!

Vol 7, Issue 4
 StarLink-IRC Newsletter
Published Occasionally
April 2004  
StarLink-IRC Network - Your family friendly cybertown!
IN THIS ISSUE
Celebrations
Amazing and Lesser Things by Amazing
New Channels by treecat
Fogweb Follies by Itsy
Way With Words by Scorp
COLUMNS
Movies  Movie Reviews by Zadi
Cooking Recipes by Wildchild
Mabel Gossip
READER CONTRIBUTIONS
Channel Chatter Channel News
Who's Doing What Personal events
Travel Interesting websites
Tips Tips and Useful Information
TechTalk Tech tips
The Library Humor and Otherwise

EDITORIAL
Editor-in-Chief - chattie
Associate Editor - NOLady
Web Version Layout - Itsy
Network Info and Notices News
General Information General
Reader Commentary Letters
Editor Emeritus - Lois of #OldRadio

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The Meeting Room Channel & Net Events
In Memoriam Those no longer with us
Back Issues

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Guestbook: Visit or Sign our www.starlink-irc.org/guestbook to enter your comments.
Ombudspersons: See www.starlink-irc.org/slirc-org.html#Ombudsman
Why We Are Here: A #Townhall Special Presentation

Email Updates: To all channel owners: If you have changed internet service providers please let cservice know if you have a new email address. We need the information to be able to contact you in case of problems with your channel or in case you have forgotten to authenticate in your channel and need a reminder to do so. Email addresses ARE kept confidential- send updates toslirc-register@starlink-irc.org

Word Games:  Live trivia at various times and places throughout the week.

#International: We hope to bring together folks from all nations and languages .. come join us for chat, good friends, and if you can volunteer to translate, all the better. Even a smattering of another language is welcome!

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FROM THE EDITOR
A big thanks to everyone who participated in the Easter Scavenger Hunt (with a special thank you to the folks who helped monitor the secret channels!).  Don't miss the scavenger hunt.  They are always such fun for everyone!    Congrats to all of those who hung in there to the end and found every channel:  eggChelle, Susie, Gledd, CabinBoy, Arthur, malachi, YolkMama, LindyM, InsanityIG, bunnymel, Will, and Istfaron.
Also, as I meet more and more of our StarLink-IRC community, I'm ever amazed by the incredible talents and skills some of you have.  It's been my great pleasure to see some of your websites where you have your handiwork displayed.  If you or someone in your channel has a special hobby or talent or skill to share with our folks, please submit an entry to the newsletter with CHANNEL CHATTER in the subject line, and include your channel name, the artist's name, and a URL where that StarLink-IRC user's arts and crafts can be viewed by the rest of us so we, too, can enjoy the beauty they create!
Are you an avid reader?  Would you like to write a book review column for our newsletter?  Maybe you have another idea for a monthly column.  Please submit your ideas!!

CELEBRATIONS AND CALENDAR
Your BIRTHDAY TREE

April: gemstone is Diamond, the symbol of Fidelity; flower is the Sweet pea.
May's gemstone is Emerald, the symbol of Hope, flower is the Lilly of the Valley

EVENTS

APRIL Birthdays
MAY Birthdays
April  1 Ranger of #Cops
April 10 Momma of #Momma^s_House
April 11 Printman of #Cops
April 11 Sprout of #Momma^s_House
April 14 Martha of #Trivia_Dreams
April 14 TantricFa of #Trivia_Dreams
April 16 IRC Op Bus
April 17 DEVO of #Trivia_Dreams
April 19 Malachi of #Valhalla_coven
April 20 Duckie of #Momma^s_House
April 22 Lt_Ed of #Cops
April 27 Dee of #Trivia_Dreams
April 29 Malachi of #Valhalla_coven
May 11 Poliwogg of #40Something
May 14 Violaviola of #Trivia_Dreams
May 14 Emmah of #Trivia_Dreams
May 21  Mags``` of #Trivia_Dreams
May 24 Fantasizer of #Trivia_Dreams
May 25 Aussy of #Trivia_Dreams
May 29 Star^ of #Trivia_Dreams
We wish the rest of you Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary except that we DON'T KNOW your special dates!  Scream and kick and cry and throw a hissy fit until your channel owner sends in your dates!  Or just mail newsletter@starlink-irc.org and we'll include YOUR special date in the next edition.
Amazing
AMAZING AND LESSER THINGS!
by Amazing

Nothing new this month so we're recyling one for last month:

StarLink-IRC was fortunate to have mary and ed, from searchirc.com, join us in our weekly #Townhall meeting. Please check out www.searchirc.com  and see what its all about. Also, below is a paste from #Townhall and we do hope you'll all check it out:


Thanks to everyone for making StarLink-IRC the wonderful cybertown that it is!  As some of you might know, there are other nets out there with the word 'starlink' in them. When telling your friends about what net you chat on -- PLEASE make sure you say StarLink-IRC.Org.  And don't forget There is a quicklist at http://www.starlink-irc.org/serverlist.html
treecat NEW CHANNELS
by treecat
A warm welcome to this month's new channels and their owners. If you have a chance, do stop in and give these folks a friendly Hi!
#50NinerDiner- Eillen
#LDSMormonChat - POOH
#Spirit_Mind_Body - ^Inspire`
#BattleMaster - Istfaron
CHANNEL CHATTER    What's happening in the channels ...

#FIBROCHAT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY #FIBROCHAT
April 20, Fibrochat will celebrate it's first birthday. We've had lots of roomies chatting this year; some dear old friends and some wonderful new friends. All in all, it's been a terrific year. Some of our newbies have become oldies and are now room ops. Some of us have had some dramatic changes in our lives and some of us have just kept on keepin' on which in itself is often a feat of courage.  It's said the only constant is change and I think we've seen that to be true this year. I'd like to thank all of you who've supported not only the channel but each other this past year and a huge thank you to Starlink-Irc for all their help and support. Without the staff at Starlink-Irc there would be no #Fibrochat.  Also a special thanks to Ameret, Itsy, Lindy and Donna for helping to host in #Fibrochat while also chatting in their own channels.   Please stop by and meet these awsome folks if you haven't already. Stay tuned for birthday party plans!  April 20th falls on a Tuesday this year. Be sure to mark your calendars.
 
NEW TOOLS FOR WEBBIES IN #FIBROCHAT
Itsy's been busy writing new scripts to make it easier for webbies to “see” what's going on in #Fibrochat.
The first new script is ^followme. This is particularly useful for those webbies who host. You can type ^followme and then go to any channel you like on SLIRC. When someone joins #Fibrochat, CMoon will whisper you and you can come on back to chat!. For those of you joining #Fibrochat, this means if you'll just be patient and hang out, there may be other folks on SLIRC just waiting for you to arrive and on their way into #Fibrochat to chat with you.

The next script is ^Names. If you type ^names, then CMoon will tell you who is in #Fibrochat and what their current nick is as well as who is op'ing at that time. Webbies are not usually able to see nick changes. When you type /who to get the names, you get the nick's as they were when you joined, even if someone has changed to afk or brb while you were there. You also have not been able to “see” who was op'ing before. This can be important in case you need someone for help or need to see if, when you auth'd, you got your hat!
OUR CONDOLENCES TO CANCAT
CanCat's Father died March 30. CC, you're in our hearts and in our prayers
CONGRATULATIONS VSROUGHCUT
April 3, VS's grandson, Dustin joined us. She says he's a little guy with great lungs! Lol.
#OldRadio
Our beloved Lois is back!  Need we say more?

#Spirit_Mind_Body
Hosts ^Inspire and Jaki have Ladies Night every Monday evening 5 PM to Midnight to discuss "Healing from online romances". (Sorry, no men allowed on this night:)... Together we can help those who come for support and be there for each other.  Our goal is to not only listen, but to offer suggestions and ideas to help our women visitors to cope on a daily basis with the struggles and emotional pain of losing our hearts to ruthless men we met online...Men who prey on sincere women.  We here at #Spirit_Mind_Body understand what you're going through because we've been there ourselves. Let us share with you our own Experiences, Strengths and Hopes that have helped us to deal with our own online relationships as we walk the road to recovery one day at a time. All other days are devoted to Having fun chatting, meeting new people, playing great sounds (grabbing some too:) sometimes even serious sharing or venting our personal Life's Journey. When we have clarity about why certain situations happen in our lives we begiin making the right decisions to bring peace & happiness. All are welcome... :)
Thanks   ^Inspire`

#Trivia_Dreams
March winners Trivia_Dreams

1. ElusRose 491815
2. Vanilla199 472902
3. TantricFa 160819
4. Dee 136459
5. Kathie22 134668
6. Trtlseeker 121068
7. ^Jaye 114618
8. Jackie 87595
9. Lorellei` 85705
10. PhD 70010
11. Telyn 69254
12. Pat 59291
13. Martha 53196
14. Teresa 48592
15. Noneya21 47187
16. Justgreen 37787
17. Shirley_c 37692
18. Jb` 36080
19. Tanya 31118
20. Darkman 29778
Let us know what's happening in YOUR channel at newsletter@starlink-irc.org

WHO'S DOING WHAT    Here and there around the net ..
contributed by everyone
In an attempt to get more of our chatters involved in our newsletter and to make it more interesting, we are adding several new columns.  The recipe column has been very popular!  I hear tell there is a movie critic's corner starting soon.  That's exciting!!  I'd love to see a gardening column if that's an area of expertice for any of you.  Maybe even a book review column would be nice?  Please get together with me if you have other ideas or if you're willing to do a column for our newsletter!

COOKING ON THE WILD SIDE Recipes and more    ...by Wildchild.
Hope that you all are doing well. I still need all the recipes  or household hints and tricks you have and want to send in and share.  Thanks to Lorellei` of  #Trivia_Dreams. These Indian dishes sounds great!
Can't wait till I can try them. How about sending in some of your favorite  Easter Dishes *yes I know by time this comes out its past that time but we can always use them and add them to our favorites.*  Until next time lets keep cookingonthewildside.
Fifteen-Minute Vegetable Curry
1-cup raw carrots (about 2 medium carrots)
1-cup fresh or frozen green peas (1 lb.)
2 tablespoons sunflower oil
1/8-teaspoon hing
½ teaspoon black mustard seeds
1-teaspoon whole cumin seeds
½ teaspoon sea salt
1-pound tofu (optional) (you could use chicken here -  cooked & cubed)
1-teaspoon curry powder
1-teaspoon colander powder
¼ cup water
2 teaspoons brown rice syrup
¼ of a HOT green pepper, chopped
¼-1 cup plain yogurt
Heat oil in heavy skillet. Add mustard and cumin seeds. When mustard seeks pop, add curry powder, salt, tofu and vegetables. Cook uncovered for 5 minutes on medium heat, stirring occasionally. Add water and cover. Cook another five minutes (until veggies are tender) on low heat. Shake pan occasionally to prevent sticking. Add remaining ingredients, mix well and serve. 4 servings
This is good with Indian rice (recipe below) ; also you can fold this into a piece of flat bread. You can also take a piece of flat bread, spread this on and add a little low-fat cheese on top.

INDIAN RICE:
1-cup basmati rice, uncooked
1 teaspoon sunflower oil
½ teaspoon mustard seeds
½ teaspoon cumin seeds
3-1/2 cups water
1 teaspoon sea salt
¼ teaspoon fresh ground black pepper
(You can add a cup of frozen or fresh green peas if you like - when you add the rice)
In medium saucepan, heat oil and add mustard and cumin seeds. When the mustard seeds pop, add water, rice and salt. Boil. Cover and reduce heat to low. Cook for 15 minutes. Add black pepper.  Mix and serve.  4 servings

Curried Chicken Salad
1-1/2 cups cubed cooked chicken breast
¼-cup frozen peas, thawed
¼-cup scraped and shredded carrot
1/8-teaspoon celery seed
1 tablespoon golden raisins
1 cup shredded red cabbage
¼- cup chopped green apple
¼-cup chopped scallion (green, or spring, onions) (2-3 onions)
Dressing:
1-cup plain nonfat yogurt
1-tablespoon nonfat mayonnaise
3 teaspoons curry powder
3 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
freshly ground black pepper to taste
1 tablespoon Dijon-style mustard
2 tablespoons minced shallot (1 small shallot)
4 large red cabbage leaves
4 cherry tomatoes, halved
1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
Combine the chicken, peas, carrot, celery seed, raisins, shredded cabbage, apple, scallions and celery in a salad bowl. Put all the dressing ingredients in a small bowl and whisk to blend. Pour the dressing over the salad and toss well; cover; refrigerate for an hour. Place a cabbage leaf, curved side down, on each salad plate; mound salad into the leaves and garnish with cherry tomatoes and parsley.
Serves 4 - fat per serving is 2.8 grams; calories per serving 200
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MAYBE MABEL KNOWS?     Gossip

So far, we have not had any submissions to our Mabye Mable Knows? desk.  Are any of you seeking advice?  If so, just send in your question and put "Maybe Mable Knows?" in the subject line!
MOVIES                 Movie Reviews - by Zadi of #Lupuschat

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT
Starring Ashton Kutcher as a college-aged guy who can't remember key periods of his life until he begins to read his journals. When he looks at the pages, he finds himself transported back in time, where he finds the terrifying events in his life that he had blocked out. He also sees the destruction that those events caused in other people's lives around him. Can he go back and change the past? What effect would that have on the future?
 
This movie will keep you on the edge of your seat with a combination of suspense, tasteful special effects, and changing relationships between the characters that keeps you guessing right 'til the end.
 
COLD MOUNTAIN
Jude Law plays a confederate soldier trying to get home after being wounded in battle. The story documents his long, diffcult journey and his loyalty to the sweetheart, played by Nicole Kidman, to whom he is trying so hard to return. While he has been away, she has had struggles of her own, and met up with a drifter in the form of Renee Zellweger.
 
This movie is touted as having a soundtrack with Allison Krauss, so we expected plenty of good bluegrass along the way, but were sorely disappointed in that regard, and the plot tends to drag on. Not one that I'd sit through twice. I felt like I was tired and wounded by the time it was over.
 
MASTER AND COMMANDER: FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD
 
I must admit, I went to see this movie to enjoy Russell Crowe, who plays the captain of this Navy ship in Napoleon's time, and found instead a gem in Paul Bettany, his ship's surgeon. However, back to the plot, the two characters are longtime friends and the ship is merely on patrol, allowing them the leisure to enjoy their travels and explorations. Suddenly, they are attacked by an enemy ship, matched in strategy and wit, and Russell Crowe's character must decide whether to risk his ship and crew to chase this new foe to the death.
 
Russell Crowe portrays the kind of leader we all want, human, but in the end, made of integrity and authority. The scenery and interaction in the course of their journey is rich and inspiring, and I highly recommend this one.
 
MYSTIC RIVER
 
You may like this movie, you may not, but you will not leave it unaffected. This movie made me notice Sean Penn. I have never seen such acting from a male actor. Now I am watching all of his movies.
 
Mystic River starts out with three boys, one of which gets abducted by two strange men, and the boys' lives are changed forever. They grow up into characters played by Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, and Kevin Bacon. The daughter of Sean Penn's character is brutally murdered, Tim Robbins appears suspect, and Kevin Bacon is the cop assigned to investigate the murder. Sean Penn's character is driven by his grief to find his daughter's murderer and circumvents the police, causing conflict with Kevin Bacon's character. Did Tim Robbins' character do the deed? How will this affect them all?
 
I tell you, this movie is one that will touch you, disturb you, affect you. It's intense.

PETS AND PESTS         Critters   by Momma
If you have questions, interesting facts or suggestions, other notable news concerning pets and pests, please submit them to the newsletter with Pets and Pests in the subject line.

BIRDS
Well...Spring has sprung in most of our chatters regions. And with spring comes birds.
Most of us feed the birds through the winter months, offering them a buffet of tasty seeds and dried fruits and suet. However, alot of people feel that once spring arrives, they no longer need to help our feathered friends. This is not true. Many birds are returning from their summer homes, and they have travelled far. Now, more then ever they need a dietary boost. Feed stores are a great place to find out what is needed to attract certain birds in your area. Wal-Mart and other large chain stores also carry wild bird feed. However, many of the less expensive brands, while appealing costwise, have grains that are not appealing, or may be harmful to our feathered friends. A prime example is cracked corn. High quantities of corn in a birds diet is not a good thing, it is concidered too "hot". It is not easily digested and can cause some complications healthwise. So when looking to buy birdfeed, look for the lowest concentration of corn.

Hummingbirds are also returning in many areas. We here in Ontario, look forward to their return nearer the end of May. Hummingbirds and gold finches are probably my most favorite of the birds that hang around Momma's yard. The finches enjoy Niger seed and I have many feeders hanging on my back deck. I also have several Humminbird feeders that I place on the shepard hooks throughout my yard.
As late May draws closer I dig out my hummingbird feeders and check them for leaks. I also clean them well. If any of the hanging feeders look as if they have residue that is unable to be cleaned out, the offending feeder is tossed and I go buy another one. They are reasonably priced and a clean feeder means healthy birds. I seldom buy the processed food mix. It is easier to make my own. Traditionally the mix is 1 part sugar to 4 parts water, brought to a boil until sugar is dissolved. Then cool and fill feeders. Refrigerate any left overs for future feedings.
Since the little guys have flown such a long ways to come and visit, I increase the sugar by 1/2 cup. So now I have 1 1/2 cups of sugar to 4 cups of water. They seem to enjoy this, and it helps increase their strength for the breeding season ahead. DO NOT use red food colouring in your mixture. Research shows that the dyes in red food colouring have been known to produce blind young. Birds are colour blind, so the colour is not what attracts them to your feeders. If you must have the red colour, then buy a red feeder.

If you have never had hummingbirds in your yard or garden and wish to attract them, place feeders nearer to sweet smelling flowers such as honeysuckle. Your local gardening centre can recommend something suitable. If you have had hummingbirds in the past, they will return and bring their friends and family. So don't disappoint them and get your feeders up in time.
I have had the males actually come to my patio door and scream at me to get my feeders hung!

ANTS
Now for the PEST part. ANTS! Not long after you hang your sugary feed you may find ants climbing up the poles. An easy solution is oil. I have a spray bottle with vegetable oil in it that I spray on the shepard hooks. This makes the hooks slippery and difficult for the varmits to climb. This however is NOT a one time fix. As you refill your feeders, (which should be done every couple of days) re-oil the poles. My daughter-in-law Kathy once told me that she watched the ants lick their little feet, then take a step, and stop to lick their feet. Industrious little beggers that they are, they will take hours to get to the sugar water! Another easy fix is chalk dust. I have no idea why this seems to work, but I once read that ants will NOT cross a chalk line. Sprinkle chalk dust around the base of the pole as well as useing the oil. Once again, this will need to be done often as the dew and rain will wash the dust away.
Taking care of nature's gifts, like our tiny feathered friends will make your time in your yard that much more enjoyable. Yours truly sits on the deck each morning with a cup of coffee, and listens to the sounds of happy birds singing. Its very relaxing!
 
TRAVEL                 Places to go.. things to see

Thanks to hiddendoor for the following (used with her permission):

The msn message board is practically useless with so many having trouble getting to it and messages not being sent out to those who have asked for instant delivery.
 
When I signed us up on searchirc, I also got a message board. It's bare bone, easy to use and would keep us all in touch and allow us to pass information.
 
Now this board won't come to you in the mail. You'll have to go there to see what's been posted. It has a java link to #fibrochat and this afternoon it'll have a webbie link too.


Also check out our listing on searchirc :)  http://searchirc.com/
click on Health Fitness Medicine
click on Disability and Illness
click on #Fibrochat

contributed by Hiddendoor

TIPS                   The odd idea here and there

A special message from tricia of #Fibro_Friends

Child Safety Alert:  Window Blinds are Deadly

On December 22, 2003, my precious 20 month old nephew/Godson Jacob died tragically.  Jake had not been sick, in fact he was a very healthy, lively boy who always had a smile for everyone he saw.  He loved everyone and everyone loved him.

On the afternoon of December 22, my brother (Jake’s father) put him down for his afternoon nap in his bedroom, as he did every day.  He didn’t know this would be the last time he would say goodnight to his son.  Later in the afternoon, my brother and his 5 year old daughter went upstairs to see if Jake had awakened from his nap yet.  You can only imagine the horror when he found Jake’s lifeless body standing by his bedroom window with the inner cord from the mini blind wrapped around his neck.  Emergency crews could not revive him; we lost our precious little guy that day forever.

We had all been warned about the pull cords of the mini blinds; Jake’s pull cord was up and out of his reach.  The first reaction was that this must have been some kind of freak accident; no one had ever warned us about the inner cords of the blinds.  However, my sister-in-law (Jake’s mother) soon found out differently.  She went online to search for other children who had been killed by mini blinds, and found out that many other children had been killed by the inner cord just as Jake was.  The pull cord was not the only danger to children from the mini blinds.  Some of the shocking statistics that she found included that a child dies every two weeks (on average) from mini blinds, and the average age of children killed by blinds is four years old - it’s not just toddlers.

Please take the time to read the information presented at the website for the organization called Parents for Window Blind Safety; the url is www.windowblindskillchildren.org <http://www.windowblindskillchildren.org>.  Also, please visit Jake’s memorial site at www.geocities.com/flowerchild04462/baby_Jake.html <http://www.geocities.com/flowerchild04462/baby_Jake.html>.  Pass this information on to everyone you know who has young children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, etc.  Do not allow window blinds in any child’s bedroom or playroom or in any area where children may be left unsupervised, even for just a few minutes.

Please do not let another child in this tragic way.  Our family wishes daily that someone had informed us about the danger of the inner cords before December 22, 2003.

For those of you who may not know me, I have been a regular in several Starlink-IRC channels since 1997.  Currently you are likely to find me in my own channel, #fibro_friends, in #40something or in various trivia channels.

Tricia in Maine

TECH TALK              Technical Tips and Hints.

Nothing new this month

THE MEETING ROOM       Special Events and Things

EASTER SCAVENGER HUNT WINNERS !!
eggChelle, Susie, Gledd, CabinBoy,
Arthur, malachi, YolkMama, LindyM,
InsanityIG, bunnymel, Will, and Istfaron



RESERVE TOWNHALL FOR YOUR MEETING!  #Townhall can be reserved for parties or meetings. Send an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org if you are interested in reserving the channel for an event. An email will be sent back, confirming the reservation. Put #townhall in the SUBJECT of the mail, and date, time and reason in the BODY.

foo! FOGWEB FOLLIES   
A short column of made-up facts and non-information
...brought to you by your friendly neighborhood arachnid

TACKS TIMES

Middle of the first girl month and wouldn't you know but its tacks time again.  Evil people lining up at the post office to send tacks to the government. 
And folks using software to do it or companies to make out the tacks forms.  How hard can this be? you get your box, take out what you need, count it up and send it to the feds?  For this we need software??
And its an election year so everybody is whining about a tacks deficit .. i mean gimme a break , whats wrong with pushpins or nails or even staples?

?  tax?  you mean its not tacks time its TAX time?????

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!

*plop**********



THE LIBRARY
Laughter Is Good Medicine!

Thanks to Scorp of #Scorp's-Place for this one!!
The following are different answers given by school-age children to the given question:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
3. Mostly to clean the house.
4. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

How did your mom meet your dad?
1. Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on Beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

What makes a real woman?
1. It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss but she has to because dads such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just got to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
1. About 30 years.
2. You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!

Describe the world's greatest mom.
1. She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
2. The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts!
3. She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.

Is anything about your mom perfect?
1. Her teeth are perfect but she bought them from the dentist.
2. Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.
3. Just her children.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye-it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.


  WWW - WAY WITH WORDS            by Scorp

Easter Greeting
Shakespeare said it best:
A rabbit by any other name
Is not the Easter Bunny !
Happy Easter  :)

Have you tried to find the perfect verse, greeting or message when sending a card, and your mind draws a blank? If you have some favorites, send them to Pat@pobox.com
Thanks once again to those who sent in articles for the newsletter.  Please encourage your channel owners and other guests to send in their important dates for the month, channel chatter, and general noteworthy news!  It really gives our network a stronger sense of continuity when we can share these events with those outside the channels we normally visit.  One of the things I have always cherished about our network is the way channels support and visit and encourage other channels rather than stooping to the pettiness of competition and exclusion and such.  That's just another testament to the character of our community!  If you are as busy as I am, you don't always have the time to get out and visit other channels.  Our Sunday evening #Townhall meetings are an excellent opportunity to come and meet other folks that we would not normally chat with or get to know.  Come join us for these meetings which are often informative and always fun.  We usually have refreshments, too!  But you all know how that  goes with Itsy around.... not even the platters are left by the time everyone gets there!.

IN MEMORIAM.
Those who have moved on
-
Those Lost

And candle Still  
 Remembered


In Loving Memory
Amazing reminds us that there may be other folks hurting, so take the time to think of them

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Channel Event Schedule
Drop by and join in .. everyone is always welcome!

Note: All times are Eastern US
DAY
TIME
WHERE
EVENT
SUN
9:30 PM
#Townhall

MON
--:--


TUE
10:00 PM
#WTGO
Live Trivia and Games
WED
--:--


THU
8:00 PM
10:00 PM
10:00 PM
#OldRadio
#Moonshadow
#WTGO
Fans of Old Time Radio - 8th year online!!
Trivia! Every thursday
Live Trivia and Games
FRI
8:00 PM
9:00 PM
#Islander
#Just4Fun
Live Trivia!
Now and then. Outburst games! Fun for  All
SAT
10:00 PM


ANY
All Day
#TriviaDreams
Trivia





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