The StarLink-IRC NEWSLETTER
August 2004

Vol 7, Issue 8
 StarLink-IRC Newsletter
Published Occasionally
Aug 2004  
StarLink-IRC Network - Your family friendly cybertown!
IN THIS ISSUE
Amazing and Lesser Things by Amazing
New Channels by treecat
Fogweb Follies by Itsy
Way With Words by Scorp
The Library Interesting things said and read

COLUMNS
Movies  Movie Reviews by Zadi
Book Nook  Book Reviews by Lorellei  NEW
Cooking Recipes by Wildchild
Pets and Pests by Momma
Mabel Gossip ..er unattributed news

READER CONTRIBUTIONS
Channel Chatter Channel News
Who's Doing What Personal events
Travel Interesting websites
Tips Tips and Useful Information
TechTalk Tech tips
EDITORIAL
Editor-in-Chief - NOLady
Web Version / Layout - Itsy
Network Info and Notices News
General Information General
Reader Commentary Letters
Editor Emeritus - Lois of #OldRadio

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The Meeting Room Channel & Net Events
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FROM THE EDITOR

What a happy day for StarLink-IRC folks when our Editor Emeritus, Lois, returned to us after being away for a while due to illness and recuperation.  WELCOME HOME, LOIS!!

Are you an avid reader?  Would you like to write a book review column for our newsletter?  Maybe you have another idea for a monthly column.  Please submit your ideas!!

CELEBRATIONS AND CALENDAR
Your BIRTHDAY TREE

August's gemstone is Peridot, the symbol of Friendship, flower is the Gailliarda
September's gemstone is Sapphire, the symbol of Purity, flower is the Aster

EVENTS
AUGUST Birthdays
 SEPTEMBER Birthdays
Aug 4     Aymee of #40Something
Aug 6     Jake of #trivia_dreams
Aug 7     Gene of #40Something
Aug 9     Wagon of #Cops
Aug 12   marsbars of #trivia_dreams
Aug 12   harlanky of #trivia_dreams
Aug 17   Arthur of #Heartwork
Aug 18   Mongoose of #40Something
Aug 19   CathyK of #trivia_dreams
Aug 20  Trouble of #40Something
Aug 28   amberwing of #trivia_dreams
Aug 29   Whatatime of #40Something
Sep 6  Diana of #trivia_dreams
Sep 7  shellyadd of #trivia_dreams
Sep 8  DivaQueen of #Queens^Palace
Sep 8  LindyM of #handsaroundtheworld
Sep 9  IRC Op LarryC
Sep 11 Best Wishes to Obiwan and MrsKenobi on their Wedding Day
Sep 12 trtlseeker of #trivia_dreams
Sep 12 pat of #trivia_dreams
Sep 13 teedee of #30+Kickin`Back
Sep 15 MrsKenobi of #40Something
Sep 15 ^Nancy^ of #trivia_dreams
Sep 18  Teresa of #trivia_dreams
Sep 19 IRC Op Willco
Sep 20 IRC Op gngrbrd
Sep 24 Premier of #trivia_dreams
Sep 25 artist and good friend Puriel
Sep 30 Deni of #30+Kickin`Back
We wish the rest of you Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary except that we DON'T KNOW your special dates!  Please ask your chatters for their birthdays and anniversaries and submit them for publication!
Amazing
AMAZING AND LESSER THINGS!
by Amazing

See Tech Tips for some cautions about Windows XP.


There are a few folks online who have been going through some surgeries. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Also keep those in your thoughts who are now dealing with cleaning up in Florida after Hurricane Charley went through there.


A Keeper
I grew up in the fifties/sixties with practical parents -- a mother, God love her, washed aluminium foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a name for it...A father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones. Their marriage was good, their dreams focused.Their best friends lived barely a wave away.

I can see them now, Dad in trousers, T- shirt and a hat and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, dish towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things -- a curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep. It was a way of life.

And sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, reheating, renewing. I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more.
But then my mother died, and on that clear winter night, in the warmth of the hospital room I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any 'more.

Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away...never to return.

So...while we have it...it's best we love it.....and care for it.....and fix it when it's broken.....and heal it when it's sick.
This is true.....for marriage .....and old cars.....and children with bad report cards.....and dogs with bad hips.....and aging parents.....and grandparents. We keep them because they are wortth it because we are worth it.


True Love

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had a doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease.

As we talked, and I finished dressing his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late.
He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him,
"And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"
He smiled as he patted my hand and said. "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.


Thanks to everyone for making StarLink-IRC the wonderful cybertown that it is!  As some of you might know, there are other nets out there with the word 'starlink' in them. When telling your friends about what net you chat on -- PLEASE make sure you say StarLink-IRC.Org.  And don't forget There is a quicklist at http://www.starlink-irc.org/serverlist.html
treecat NEW CHANNELS AND CHANGES
by treecat
A warm welcome to this month's new channels and their owners. If you have a chance, do stop in and give these folks a friendly Hi!
NEW CHANNELS

#neonwolf - Lord^Neo

CHANGES
# none

CHANNEL CHATTER    What's happening in the channels ...

#HandsAroundTheWorld


Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them,  but you know they are always there. " I thank God for you and each time I think of you, I do so with joy!"

#Trivia_dreams
Month of June winners
1. CathyK 528855
2. Kathie22 387147
3. harlanky 384998
4. vanill199 300810
5. lord-icon 130965
6. Martha 121473
7. Snowie55 118345
8. PhD 103701
9. Lorellei` 98002
10. ^jaye 84243
11. TantricFa 78738
12. shellyadd 49653
13. Duncecap 38584
14. Dee 35531
15. wildchild
16. Bu||s 27354
17. Teresa 25954
18. redwood 21702
19. mags``` 21449
20. jb` 20021

Trivia_Dreams month of July winners
1.vanilla199 362214
2. Kathie22 281792
3. pat 243790
4. Martha 219883
5. ^jaye 150170
6. TrantricFa 135627
7. Treen 121923
8. Lorellei`
9. liv_laf-lo 84406
10.WordWhiz 82413
11. Brotherluv 66508
12. noneya21 47530
13. CathyK 44397
14. shellyadd 35259
15. Dee 29013
16. ja^ 26535
17. Carla^ 26030
18. Snowie55 24337
19. crumbl 21597
20. honeyb4625 18630.
Let us know what's happening in YOUR channel at newsletter@starlink-irc.org

WHO'S DOING WHAT    Here and there around the net ..
contributed by everyone
In an attempt to get more of our chatters involved in our newsletter and to make it more interesting, we are adding several new columns.  The recipe column has been very popular!  I hear tell there is a movie critic's corner starting soon.  That's exciting!!  I'd love to see a gardening column if that's an area of expertice for any of you.  Maybe even a book review column would be nice?  Please get together with me if you have other ideas or if you're willing to do a column!
COOKING ON THE WILD SIDE Recipes and more    ...by Wildchild.
Hey Chat Friends,
Hope everyone has had an Awesome Summer. So sorry there wasn't an article for the July Newsletter but your chef here has been busy busy busy this summer.  Thanks to Obiwan from #40something and #30+Kickin`back for this recipe.  School Time is Fast approaching.  How about some handy snacks for the kiddies, be it for their lunch or just after school snacks?   I know my crew comes home starved from school.  Until next time Friends lets remember to keep cookingonthewildside.
wildchild

Cousin Boudreaux's Black Eyed Peas


Ingredients:
  • 2 nice lean pork chops (if available, alligator works nice instead of chops!)
  • 2-3 bay leaves
  • 8 oz. can Tomato Sauce
  • 15 oz. can Dice Tomatoes
  • 2-3 toes Garlic, finely chopped
  • 1 bunch (6-8) Green Onions thinly sliced
  • 2 stalks Celery, diced
  • 1 lb.dried black eyed peas
  • 1 lb. cooked salad shrimp (or crawfish tails if available)
  • 2 bunches fresh Spinach (or Polk salad)
  • Tabasco Sauce
  • Cayenne Pepper
  • Salt


Directions:


Place pork chops and bay leaves in 5 qt. dutch oven. Cover with water and bring to boil.
Continue boiling for 15 minutes or so and then turn off. Don't throw out the water!
Remove the chops and dice into small cubes and to return to dutch oven. Add 2-3 more cups water and bring to boil again.
Add cayenne pepper to taste, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, garlic, green onion, celery, and black eyed peas. Insure they are covered with water, add salt to taste and a few dashes of Tabasco sauce.
Reduce heat, and boil gently until peas are tender and done.  Stir occasionally.
When peas are done, add shrimp and continue to simmer. Wash spinach well and chop coarsely. Add spinach and IMMEDIATELY remove from heat. 
Notes:  1. The peas will absorb a lot of water while cooking. Check occasionally and add more water as needed. Ensure that they stay covered with water. 2. Add dash or two of Tabasco sauce as desired. If you don't care for spicy foods, do not add at all.
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MAYBE MABLE KNOWS?     Gossip
Suggestions and comments .. submit them to the newsletter with Mable in the subject line.

Mable didn't know anything this month.

MOVIES                 Movie Reviews - by Zadi of #Lupuschat
Suggestions and comments .. submit them to the newsletter with Movies  in the subject line.

No reviews this month. Previous Reviews Below:
Spider-Man 2 - "This summer a man will face his destiny. A hero will be revealed." Starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Alfred Molina, and Joan Allen.
This movie is all it's hyped up to be. An action-packed thriller that keeps you on the edge of your seat. (Was that over the legal limit of hype?) Spider-Man faces an identity crisis of sorts while the world needs saving and the words of the day are "sacrifice" and "choice." NOT a movie for small children. Many of the special effects and action scenes are downright frightening, even for older children and adults. It may have been a comic book, but this movie is not for the faint of heart. Spider-Man 2 rises to the challenge of sequelhood and surpasses the first film. The animations are seamless and give "eye-candy" it's name.
The choices and dependent morals illustrated are valuable, along with resulting consequences from errant decisions. I highly recommend Spider-Man 2 for mature audiences.


The Notebook - "Behind Every Great Love is a Great Story." Starring Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams, James Garner, Gena Rowlands, James Marsden, Sam Shephard. The Notebook follows a young couple's first great love which develops during the time of World War II. The couple is separated by the girl's parents, who believe the boy is not good enough for their daughter. The story reintroduces the two years later, by which time the girl is engaged to a soldier who loves her, and she is torn by her feelings. What will she do? It reads like every other young-love story, but this one takes you much further than the others and will have you very emotionally invested in the welfare of all the players very quickly.
The Notebook is written by Nicholas Sparks, who also wrote "Message in a Bottle" and "A Walk to Remember." Both Britney Spears and Ashley Judd were considered for the lead role of the character Allie, but Rachel McAdams was chosen to play the young girl. This movie was filmed in South Carolina, and the landscape and scenery is breathtaking. There is a bit of nudity and pre/post-sexual scenes. Again, I recommend this movie for mature audiences.


THE BOOK NOOK         Book Nook by Lorellei
Suggestions and comments .. submit them to the newsletter with Book Nook in the subject line.

Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown

This book has been on the New York Times Best Sellers List for weeks. It was, as of July 31, #1.
You would have to be living in a cave not to have at least heard of The Da Vinci Code. Frankly, when a book gets so much publicity, I figure it’s a waste of time to read it. I think the masses have been hypnotized, kinda like the publicity that comes with high dollar movies. However, finally my curiosity did get the best of me and, since all my friends kept asking my opinion and since so many people online, on TV, and around me were discussing the book, I read it in defense…may as well know what it’s about.
I had read a couple of Dan Brown’s earlier books and, while he writes pretty well, found other books more to my liking.
Frankly, after having read The Da Vinci Code, I plan to go back to some of his earlier books. This one is extremely well written, has a sharp plot with plenty of cliff-hanger chapter ends. The book starts off with a bang and there is no deviation throughout.

Jacques Sauniere is the Curator of the Louvre Museum; he is being stalked in the museum after hours and, fearing for his life, he seeks desperately to pass on a secret that he alone carries. The secret, passed along in cloaked rituals for centuries, could change the course of civilization forever. The secret must be passed to the only person whom he knows can be trusted with the knowledge. In his last moments of life, he manages to leave an intricate clue, simple yet perfect. Then he dies.

American symbologist Robert Langdon enters the picture. Visiting Paris to give a lecture, he was also scheduled to meet with Sauniere that evening. Not having met the Curator, Langdon had agreed simply because Sauniere had the reputation of being a very private person, one who gave few interviews. Further, Langdon and Sauniere shared a mutual interest in goddess art and goddess worship, the concept of female sanctity and associated arts and symbols. Langdon, unknown to anyone, was completing a manuscript on this very subject; his manuscript, however, shot a lot of holes in traditional beliefs and interpretations. Sauniere failed to show up for their meeting and Langdon went on back to his hotel to sleep. His phone rang in the middle of the night and he was summoned by the police to the Louvre. What follows is an intricate maze of excellent and unusual clues, suggestions, ideas and the plot thickens. Sophie Neveau appears, a modified damsel in distress. Teabing, an eccentric rich British Knight Historian adds enjoyable color to the strength of the book, Dan Brown’s religious conspiracy theory. His total formula is one rarely used in thrillers and offers on one level, an enjoyable read and on the next level, a thriller with plenty of codes, puzzles and a labyrinth of potential solutions. The albino, self-mutilating monk adds another dimension.

I’ve always enjoyed a book that involves the reader in solving puzzles along with the characters. This one has it all: anagrams, numerical ciphers, secret scripts and riddles. At one point, one of the characters points out that at least 62 words can be made using the letters in the word, PLANET. I currently have a yellow pad filling up with words as I think of them! The book also includes a lot of historical information, interwoven expertly into the plot. Brown makes sure that readers have more than enough information to understand the religious iconography and ciphers and he does this cleverly, without making the reader feel bored or patronized.

The book is written clearly, clean, precise and apparently detached, presenting information efficiently. The story, (remember, it’s sold as fiction), is full of twists, turn and cliff-hanging action with an extremely satisfying resolution. Character development is kept to a minimum so as not to distract from the mystery. This book is fast-paced, has few bog-down points and is an intelligent thriller. It will stimulate your mind if you’re ready to turn your powers of deduction loose.

My only caution, and remember this is fiction, is that The Da Vinci Code suggests some alternative interpretations of religious history involving paganism. Ultra-conservative Christians, or those who may be insecure in their beliefs, may want to avoid this book. Personally, I prefer the input of new ideas and theories but not everyone feels that way.
Personally, I recommend the book  it is perhaps one of the most exciting reads of the century.

PETS AND PESTS         Critters   by Momma
If you have questions, interesting facts or suggestions, other notable news concerning pets and pests, please submit them to the newsletter with Pets and Pests in the subject line.

Earwigs
In many areas of North America it has been a wet summer. And with unseasonably wet conditions comes the ever unpopular increased population of certain pests!This year in my area at least we have an over-abundance of Earwigs. *shudder*
Earwigs in general can be considered an ally in the garden as they will eat aphids and other pests at night as they are nocturnal. One truly good function of the insect is they eat the eggs of the codling moth which is a serious problem with apple trees. They also use the pincers on their hind-ends to capture ants. When you have an over population of earwigs they can become a nuisance and generally feed on your marigolds and they really go for clematis vines, dahlias, delphiniums, pansies and chrysanthemums. They cause the most trouble June through October. Here are a few suggestions to control these pesky critters without using harmful insecticides, or using them in limited amounts
  • One possible control in dealing with earwigs is to mix insecticide soap with isopropyl alcohol and spray the infested area every two to three days for two weeks. To make this spray add 1 tablespoon of the alcohol to each quart of insecticide soap.
  • Another method is to trap earwigs in pieces of old hose or rolled up newspapers. Check these during day and shake the insects into a bucket of soapy water.
  • A very successful method to get rid of earwigs is to take a shallow, straight-sided container and fill it half full with vegetable oil. Clean out the bodies every day and you may reuse the oil as often as you like. I have heard from local farmers that this works particularly well in a greenhouse situation.
Aphids
Another problem in warm and humid conditions are Aphids. Here is some information I dug up on this problem, once again using less harmful methods for our environment to combat these unwelcomed intruders. Ants are known to "farm" aphids, often keeping them in their nest during winter, then bringing them out in spring and placing them on the host plant. The ants eat the honeydew the aphids produce and move them from plant to plant spreading any diseases that are present.The honeydew favors formation of a black fungus known as "sooty mold." Control of the ants may often solve the aphid problem. Aphids abound in warm moist environments and will attack almost anything, favoring succulent new growth.

Predators: Green lacewings, ladybugs and their respective larvae have a voracious appetite for aphids. Larvae from the syrphid fly also consume aphids. Hover flies and praying mantis feed on aphids.
Repellent plants: Anise, chives, coriander (cilantro), garlic, onions, petunias and radish. Nasturtiums act as a trap crop. Aphids definitely prefer yellow flowers.
  • Squashing a few aphids around the infested plants releases a chemical signal that makes the other aphids drop from the plants and leave.
  • To foil aphids: flatten a square of aluminum foil around the base of plants to bounce light on the undersides of leaves. This also helps the plants in giving them more light.
  • Try a barrier of powdered charcoal, calcium dust or bonemeal to keep them away from your plants.
  • Stinging Nettle Spray: Aphids & Thrips - Cover 1 quart nettles with water, cover and ferment for 3 weeks. Mix 1 part nettle tea with 7 parts water. Spray.
  • Spread out a barrier of tansy around the base of the plant to stop those ants.
  • Use a spray made from a tea of tomato or potato leaves and water.
  • Chop 12 or so tomato leaves and 1 chopped onion in 1/2 cup of of 70% isopropyl alcohol for a few minutes. Apply the mixture directly on aphids with a cue tip or paintbrush.
  • A forceful spray of water is often enough to knock the aphids off the plant and may discourage the ants, well sometimes.
  • Put a bright yellow plastic pan in a strategic spot in the garden. Fill it a third of the way full with water. Aphids are drawn to the yellow color, land on the water, sink and drown.
  • A soap spray can be used to strip them of their protective wax coating, dehydrating them. Mix 1 tablespoon of Castile soap to 1 gallon of water, spray.
  • Garlic oil spray can kill aphids and other soft bodied pests.
  • Teas made from elderberry or rhubarb leaves can act as a deterrent. Oxalic acid is the compound present in these plants that makes a spray effective. It is poisonous.
  • Place banana peels at the base of infested plant. The peels give them a shot of potassium too!
  • For wooly aphids on apple trees: grow the trailing type nasturtiums training them to wrap up and around the tree trunk to ward off these pests. Very attractive too! Note: nasturtiums will specifically attract the black aphid while repelling others.
Bats
FACT: If you have alot of mosquitoes in your yard you need to attract bats. Bats can be very helpful in keeping the mosquito population down, as one single bat can eat up to 1,000 bugs in a night. Build a bat-house! This is easily done by making a birdhouse type box, with many small compartments, each having it's own opening. Make sure to include a small perch in each compartment, near the top, so that the bat is able to hang comfortably as he sleeps through the daylight hours.
Bats will NOT attack you! If the bats appear to be dive-bombing you, it is only that they really don't see well. Their built in radar will keep them from actually hitting you if you dont panic and run into their path.
They are beautiful and graceful to watch as dusk leads to darkness.
 
TRAVEL                 Places to go.. things to see
Suggestions for places to visit on the web .. submit to the newsletter with TRAVEL in the subject line.

Thanks to Makk for this submission!

FREECYCLE NETWORK

Here's a link that may interest folks. Thanks go to Ranger for passing it on :)
http://www.freecycle.org  "The worldwide (!) Freecycle Network is made up of many individual groups across the globe. It's a grassroots movement of people who are giving (& getting) stuff for free in their own towns."
Makk


TIPS                   The odd idea here and there
Handy Tips and Suggestions.. submit them to the newsletter with TIPS  in the subject line.

With the Olympics in full swing, thanks to Momma of Momma^s_House for sharing this!
OLYMPIC RINGS ORIGIN

The rings came about in 1913, designed by Baron Pierre de Coubertin. The five rings represent the five regions of the world that participated in the Olympics: Africa, the Americas, Asia, Europe, and Oceania. While no one individual ring symbolizes any single continent, the five colors...red, blue, green, yellow and black...where chosen because at least one of them is found on the flag of every nation. The plain white background is symbolic of peace.

TECH TALK              Technical Tips and Hints.
 Suggestions for tech talk subjects.. submit them to the newsletter with TECH TALK  in the subject line.

Service Pack 2 for Windows XP
contributed by Amazing

For those who use Windows XP here is a URL to maybe help you decide if you want to install the Service Pack 2  (SP2) for it. Click on the link for 'Go Slow With XP's SP2'. Please read this page BEFORE deciding. Thanks to Fred Langa for the article. langa.com/newsletters/2004/2004-08-16.htm

THE MEETING ROOM       Special Events and Things
 If you have any subjects that would be good for on of our weekly #townhall block parties, let someone know and we'll see what we can do. Please submit them to the newsletter with #TownHall in the subject line.

NO SPECIAL MEETINGS



 

RESERVE TOWNHALL FOR YOUR MEETING!  #Townhall can be reserved for parties or meetings. Send an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org if you are interested in reserving the channel for an event..

foo! FOGWEB FOLLIES   
A short column of made-up facts and non-information
...brought to you by your friendly neighborhood arachnid

As The Cheap Help Turns - Episode 48,734,692

Ok fellow searchers of truth, the following is from #channels where the alleged help resides.
Please note how our compassionate staff tries to set up a poor vicimized other member while he's NOT present.

<Amazing> andrew did something...he had flying eggs in his cellphone
<NOLady> LEAPING eggs
<NOLady> and they destroyed his cell phone!
<treecat> yes
<Amazing> yea...then he wonders why his cellphone doesnt work
<LindyM> what were flying eggs doing in his cell phone?
* NOLady is very proud to report that gng has NOTHING for which to rat my butt out this month
<treecat> he had to chuck that cell phone - egg wrecked it
<Amazing> mold in his fridge...eggs in his phone...strange things going on in his apartment
<LindyM> I guess so
<NOLady> only person i know who lost a cell phone due to killer eggs
<Itsy> sounds like a bad movie
<Amazing> yes
* Amazing thinks the egg was a baby chick trying to fly away
<Amazing> poor thing *sniff*
* treecat thinks it was flying from the frying


So as you can see, Andrew is being attacked by demented eggs, NOL thinks thats normal, and amazing thinks that refrigerator mold deserves time in a rest home, and tree makes fun of it all.
tch tch tch
And they pick on ME for not being considerate when one of our slirc family pulls some bozo stunt that makes the chipmunks on animal planet look like albert einstein.

Your beloved spider ALWAYS cares enough to write. So be sure to send in all the nutso stunts your roomies pull so he can write about that too !!

Til next month...

THE LIBRARY
Whether it's lighthearted, serious, poignant, or just plain silly, send your contributios to the newsletter with LIBRARY in the subject line.

What goes around, comes around.
Contributed by LindyM of #HandsAroundTheWorld

He almost didn't see the old lady, stranded on the side of  the  road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help.  So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried.  No one  had stopped to help for the last hour or so ..  was he going to hurt her?  He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold.  He knew how she felt.  It was that chill which only  fear can put in you.

He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am.  Why don't you wait  in the car where it's warm?  By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson." Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that  was bad enough.  Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two.  Soon he was able to change the tire.  But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

As he was  tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him.  She told him that she was  from St. Louis and was only just passing through.  She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid. Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk.  The lady asked  how much she owed him.  Any amount would have been all right with her.  She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped.  Bryan never thought twice about being paid.

This was not a job to him.  This was helping
someone in need, and God knows there were plenty who had given him a hand in the past.  He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, "And think of me."
He waited until she started her car and drove off.  It had  been  a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe.  She  went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home.  It was a dingy looking restaurant.  Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her.  The
waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase.  The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude.  The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger.  Then she remembered Bryan.
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back.  The waitress wondered where the lady could be.  Then she noticed something written on the napkin.  There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: "You don't owe me anything.  I  have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping you.  If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you."
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills. Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the  money and what the lady had written.  How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it?  With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard..
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her,she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything's gonna be all right.  I love you, Bryan Anderson."

There is an old saying "What goes around comes around."



Now you know everything!!!!
By scorp of #Scorp's-Place
  • The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  • No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
  • Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
  • You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
  • Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
  • The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
  • The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
  • American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
  • Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
  • Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
  • <>Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. (No wonder my house is so DUSTY! LOL!)
  • Pearls melt in vinegar.
  • The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
  • It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
  • A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
  • Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
  • Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S.president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.
  • (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
  • And the best for last.....
  • Turtles can breathe through their butts.  (I know some people like that; don't YOU?)
Now you know everything there is to know.

  WWW - WAY WITH WORDS            by Scorp
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