SLIRC
01 JAN 2007

TENTH ANNIVERSARY
 WEEKEND BASH


CELEBRATING  TEN YEARS ONLINE

Christmas Eve
With Tipsy Rudy
This is what happened on Christmas Eve ...... as broadcast on the status window at StarLink-IRC


[17:23] (Rudolph) Ok first announcement - MERRY CHRISTMAS - Join us in #TownHall for Christmas Eve 2006 ! Bring friends and family for a Merry SLIRCmas
 
18:00 (Rudolph) Time check. At the North Pole its .. um... er.. Note to self: Tell chubbo what do do with his sundial "gift" next year.

18:01 (Santa) Ok which one of you left this thing connected? Somebody get the sack and will SOMEBODy find the red nosed overgerown sled dog so we can get going??

 
18:30 (EstrBunny) Im trapped at the pole with a bunch of carniverous reindeer .. send hel... *CLICK*
 
19:00 (Rudolph) Get in the traces Red, line up in front Red, line us up for takeoff Red, lets get er done there Rudy. You know if i make a left under that 767 bet it will fry his 'get er done' whiskers off ....
 
19:30 (NORAD) Norad reports Santa and the sleigh in violent maneuvers over the North Atlantic .. we're checking it out now.
19:31 (Rudolph) grr. England. I ALWAYS forget ENGLAND .. this is gonna hurt.
 
20:00 (NPole-1) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blizten .. you are off course again. Would somebody get the flask from Red and turn the sleigh before you get shot down?
 
20:30 (Rudolph) Gimme that BACK. Mime dot nunk and this a berry voring sled ride anyway. Where do i get outta this chicke... *CLICK*
 
21:00 (Rudolph) Aha noradsanta.org shows us over Rio. Glad I got Flash installed in my nose. So to go North then we turn to the .. WOAH THERE........
21:02 (ATC_SA) Speedbird 352 Heavy dive immediately i repeat immediately you have some lunatic at 10 o'clock and mach 4 .. get out of there.
 
21:30 (Dasher) Pole Central this is Dasher. Big Red is in the sled with Whiskers - sleeping it off. We're over Miami dodging those silly black helico.. GEEZ.. tht was close. Somebody send cofee ahead to Atlanta - we need the schnozz back online.
 
22:00 (Rudolph) Yeehah.. on dasher on dancer on whosit and whatsit .. this is gonna be fun now ..Jingle bells, jingle bells E I E I O.. ...
22:02 (Santa) Pole control call somebody. Red locked me in the sack and is driving. Well .. steering. Well not really but get me OUT OF HERE

22:30 (Rudolph) Grumble. That was soooo like embarassingl. Breathe into the baloon, pay the fine, wanted to impound the rig. Who knew those 2 seat F-15s carried breathalyzers. And sirens. And that rocket smelled bad when it went by .. I bet I coulda out run it...

23:00 (Rudolph) Central this is Red again.. you get a call from a Mr Turner tell them I was NOWHERE near CNN tower. I got a alibi. Well, its Blitzen but its the best I can do. Dasher is being a pain about dumping gramps outta the sled on that last turn. Love to chat, got to go. We'll do lunch.
 
23:30 (Rudolph) Control, me again. Mr BIg wanted me to call ahead and get a recipe for when we get back. Sending by email. Find Snow though one of the 7 dweebs and ask her what is a "venison" ? And why would you want one with a maraschino cherry in front of it?? Oh. His Chubbiness wants also to check on the A-1 whatever that is....
 
23:45 (Kringle) Due to unusual circumstances, Rudolph is indisposed and approaching medium-well. There will be news from Santa Control momentarily.
 
Session Close: Sun Dec 24 23:14:25 2006



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