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NET NEWS Amazing Server News: The Roswell, NM server has a new IRC op: BigBro, owner of the #Autism channel. A long-term resident of SL-IRC and well known to many, Bigbro is a welcome addition to the SL-IRC staff! (rumor has it he knows where we can find the Good Help). General Information For all who have webpages: Don't forget you can join the webring by going to www.starlink-irc.org or can ask questions concerning it in #WebRing :) All channel owners: If you happen to change ISP's or have a change of email address please let someone in #channels know. If for any reason cservice needs to get in touch with you about your channel, we need a valid email address. You can let cservice know by sending an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org Word Gamers:
Live trivia in #WedNiteTriva (18+) and #Kidzchat. #International: StarLink-IRC is trying a grand experiment with #International. We hope to bring together folks from all nations and languages .. come join us for chat, good friends, and if you can volunteer to translate, all the better. Even a smattering of another language is welcomed! Leave your names with Channel Owner Wullie or one of the other regulars if we can call on you for help. ¡Muchos gracias!
October
SPECIALS Belated birthday wishes:
September 23 - October 23 Libra The Scales Ruled by Venus; Symbol: The Scales Notables: Emily Post, Eleanor Roosevelt, Barbara Walters The only sign of the zodiac that doesn't represent a living thing. Libra's is a balance scale. Hence their behavior. They view everything in terms of pros or cons. They are great believers in lists and love large menus.Libras submit jokes where the set-up is equal to the punch line; most Libras therefore can't stand puns or one-liners.
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Fogweb Follies will not appear this month, but we have a promise (?) from a Blue Spider (he's down on many knees apologizing) that it will be back next month. (Ed.) Itsy
TBA Nothing this month
No tech tips this month
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Why Parents Get Grey Hair submitted by Amazing The boss of a big company needed to talk with one of his employees about an urgent problem. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, “Hello?” The boss: “Is your daddy home?” “Yes”, whispered the small voice “May I talk with him?” the man asked. To the boss's surprise, the small voice whispered, “no”. Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?” “Yes”, came the answer. “May I talk to her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Knowing it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. “Is there anyone there besides you?” the boss asked the child. “Yes” whispered the child, “a policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employers's home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he's busy,”, whispered the child. “Busy doing what?” asked the boss. “Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman,” came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A hello-copper”, answered the whispering voice. “What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed, whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.” Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, “What are they searching for?” Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a
muffled giggle: Me”. |
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