The StarLink-IRC NEWSLETTER
September 2000
"All the news that fits, we print"

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Vol 4, Issue 9
StarLink-IRC Newsletter
Published Occasionally
Sep 2000

StarLink-IRC Network - Your family friendly cybertown!
Editor-in-Chief - lois
Roving Reporter - Deano
Website Layout
- Itsy

New Stars by treecat
Event Reviews by Amazing
Fogweb Follies by Itsy
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NET NEWS Amazing

Server News: The Roswell, NM server has a new IRC op:  BigBro, owner of the #Autism channel. A long-term resident of SL-IRC and well known to many, Bigbro is a welcome addition to the SL-IRC staff! (rumor has it he knows where we can find the Good Help).


General Information

For all who have webpages: Don't forget you can join the webring by going to www.starlink-irc.org or can ask questions concerning it in #WebRing :)

All channel owners: If you happen to change ISP's or have a change of email address please let someone in #channels know. If for any reason cservice needs to get in touch with you about your channel, we need a valid email address. You can let cservice know by sending an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org

Word Gamers:  Live trivia in #WedNiteTriva (18+) and #Kidzchat.
Two great automated 24/7 word game channels: #Trivia and #Scramble. As you enter #Trivia or #Scramble, a message comes up asking for new puzzles or trivia questions and where to send them. If you have any that you would like added, please check out the email addresses in each of these channels and send them in.

#International: StarLink-IRC is trying a grand experiment with #International. We hope to bring together folks from all nations and languages .. come join us for chat, good friends, and if you can volunteer to translate, all the better. Even a smattering of another language is welcomed! Leave your names with Channel Owner Wullie or one of the other regulars if we can call on you for help. ¡Muchos gracias!


LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Comments? Remarks? Send them to Lois and if they're nice, she might put them here.
Special La Niña Information for Oregonians: From the Grants Pass, OR Daily Courier: La Niña is characterized by cooler waters in the eastern Pacific and wetter waters in the western Pacific.
Lois
THIS MONTH'S CELEBRATIONS - Let's party!
by lois
September
  • September is:
    • Kids' Good Manners Mo.
    • Little League Month
    • National Chicken Month
    • National Honey Month
    • Piano Month
    • Subliminal Advertising Mo.
  • 22 Autumn Equinox Day
  • 23 pops's birthday (#Just44fun)
  • 24 RiverWolf's birthday (#fianna_Inn)
  • 26 Aniken's birthday (#Glory-row)
  • 28 Wheezer's birthday (#Just4fun)
  • 29 Rosh Hashanah
  • Norwich Third Anniversary Month

October

  • 2 Gandhi's Birthday
  • 3 Bear's birthday (#Just4fun)
  • 3 Techies Day
  • 4 Toot Your Flute Day
  • 4 tortuga and wcfields's birthdays (Lois's twin daughters)(#norwich)
  • 6 Xmaslady's birthday (#Just4fun)
  • 7 Cajungrl's birthday (#cops)
  • 8 puff's birthday (#Just4fun)
  • 9 Columbus Day
  • 9 Yom Kippur
  • 9 Canadian Thanksgiving
  • 9-13 Pet Peeve Week
  • 11 The Spy's birthday (#Just4fun)
  • 12 treecat's birthday (#crittercat)
  • 12 Oktoberfest
  • 13 Train Your Brain Day
  • 16 Boss' Day
  • 17 nicco's birthday (#Just4fun)
  • 18 Itsy's birthday (#itsy)
  • 18 Knightowl's birthday (#Just4fun)
  • 31 Halloween (take a spook to lunch!)
  • 31 Lud's birthday (#trivia)
  • 4 Labor Day
  • 5 Late For Something Day

SPECIALS

Belated birthday wishes:

  • -


(If we do not have your birthday or anniversry date, let us know so we can celebrate with you. Tell us which channels you are on, please)
HORRORSCOPE
Read About Your Birthday Tree
by Lois

September 23 - October 23 Libra

The Scales

Ruled by Venus; Symbol:  The Scales

Notables: Emily Post, Eleanor Roosevelt, Barbara Walters The only sign of the zodiac that doesn't represent a living thing. Libra's is a balance scale. Hence their behavior. They view everything in terms of pros or cons. They are great believers in lists and love large menus.Libras submit jokes where the set-up is equal to the punch line; most Libras therefore can't stand puns or one-liners.

amazing
AMAZING AND LESSER THINGS!
by Amazing
Thank you Wullie for once again putting on an excellent class in #Townhall on Sept 11th. The class was on the /ignore command, and for those who missed being there, it is posted on the webpage at http://www.starlink-irc.org/index.docs.html
Check it out it's worth it!


CHANNEL CHATTER
Tell us about your channel - send info to newsletter@starlink-irc.org
#Pianotech
hopes to see you Tuesday and/or Thursday evenings (or any night) 8:00 Eastern through 1:00 Central. This is the place if you are interested in things of interest
to piano technicians or piano tuners.
#-
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WHO'S DOING WHAT?
by lois and amazing

    TBD


(Tell us what's happening on your channel - send info to newsletter@starlink-irc.org)

FOGWEB FOLLIES
A short column of made-up facts and non-information brought to you by your friendly neighborhood arachnid

Fogweb Follies will not appear this month, but we have a promise (?) from a Blue Spider (he's down on many knees apologizing) that it will be back next month. (Ed.)

Itsy

treecat
NEW CHANNELS
New Stars Linked by Treecat ..
A warm welcome to this month's new channels and their owners.
If you have a chance, do stop in and give these folks a friendly Hi!
  • #PhotoImpact MaryLou
  • #teenmusic darkangel
  • #Cyberchat Porsche
  • #EmpokNor Rogue
  • #Webmsters Brent
  • #Wildchilds_castle wildchild
  • #albania microbiusX #bootcamp JJ
  • #Zetro Dakyne
  • #FSG-Jag Tanuky
  • #USS-aurora WindRunner
  • #USS-Fantasy Rewind173 #rodentfancy Xcheopis
  • #outerlimite [_tbw_]
  • #kidsworlds steve
  • #Shoot_Out=City gunslgr
  • #Chat_2000 Guardian
TRAVEL
Places to go on the net

TBA

Nothing this month

TECH TALK
Things to know

No tech tips this month

THE MEETING ROOM
by Amazing
TOWNHALL TOPICS

#


TRIVIA!!: Running all the time in #Trivia and #Trivia-Pro with a junior version in #Kidzchat
SCRAMBLE: The word game .. in #Scramble of course.
OUTBURST: Occurs randomly (mostly Fridays) in #Just4Fun
Hosted by somebody, this is a fun and exciting game you have to try.

Regular Network Event Schedule
Note: All times are Eastern US

SUN
9:30 PM
#TownHall
Network Wide User Meeting **
MON
9:00 PM
#TownHall
User Classes and Seminars as available
TUE
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WED
-9:00 PM
#WedNiteTrivia 
Live TRIVIA .. spelling optional!
THU
8:00 PM
9:30 PM
10:00 PM
#OldRadio
#TownHall
#MoonShadow
Fans of Old Time Radio
Network Wide User Meeting **
Trivia!
FRI
9:00 PM
#Just4Fun
Now and then. Outburst Game! Fun for All
SAT
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NET MEETINGS:9:30pm EST Sun/Thu in #TownHall
Hosted by Amazing, SL-IRC Net meetings are now held Sunday and Thursday nights, 9:30 ET in #TownHall. Everyone is invited to attend!
Unpaid Advertisement
RESERVE TOWNHALL FOR YOUR MEETING!
#Townhall can be reserved for parties or meetings. Send an email to slirc-register@starlink-irc.org if you are interested in reserving the channel for an event. An email will be sent back, confirming the reservation. Put #townhall in the SUBJECT of the mail, and date, time and reason in the BODY.

Yet Another Unpaid Advertisement!. there has to be some way to make a buck here

IN MEMORIAM
Those who have moveed on

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THE LIBRARY
contributed poems, humor, and stories

Why Parents Get Grey Hair

submitted by Amazing

The boss of a big company needed to talk with one of his employees about an urgent problem.

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered,

“Hello?” The boss: “Is your daddy home?” “Yes”, whispered the small voice “May I talk with him?” the man asked.

To the boss's surprise, the small voice whispered, “no”.

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?”

“Yes”, came the answer.

“May I talk to her?”

Again the small voice whispered, “No.”

Knowing it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

“Is there anyone there besides you?” the boss asked the child. “Yes” whispered the child, “a policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employers's home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he's busy,”, whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.

“Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman,” came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

“A hello-copper”, answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed, whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.”

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: Me”.


Lois
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